1:00 am, the night is young

Yo people. Guess who's back!? It's not me, or you but JOSEPH HOLMES. Okay seems late (and lame-me) but I've just watched Sherlock Holmes. The movie is rather captivating and I totally like it's style. The lady is Regina George in Mean Girls! I was wondering who that familiar face was til I remembered which relieved me. I'm always faced with familiarity and when I can't remember (what/who) (it/she/he) is, I feel rather empty. Like Sherlock Holmes when he can't figure girls out. Then again, who can? I'm kidding alright, don't stone me.

Sunshine which illuminated room blinded me as I opened the heavy lids of my eyes this morning. As I turned over reluctantly to reach for my phone, I realised that it was already 12:50 pm. And no, I didn't not think I was late for school, because.. I am Joseph Holmes. NJK. (not joking, since JK is joking) I got down from my bed and opened the door to see Granny sitting on the couch, having a nice little conversation with Soulja Boy through the phone. She kissed him through the phone! Microwaved myself two slices of Pizza which made up my breakfast. ANYWAY, this load of description only lasted for 2 minutes. Went to vivo later for lunch and shopped at Pull and Bear with Chang and Chow, buying myself a sweater WHICH HAS PINK IN IT! Yeahhhhhhhhhhh, I have pink in my wardrobe now. Headed down to Alexandra Road to send my headphones for repair. The only service centre of Senheisser is situated strategically at Alexandra Road. Near PSA. How convenient eh? To cut the chase, I went back to vivo to have BK, watched Sherlock Holmes and went home straight to blog. I JUST HAVE TO TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT MY LIFE. YES, BECAUSE EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT IT. EVEN OBAMA, AND SHERLOCK HOLMES. Okay I know, you're probably thinking, Joseph is such a retard, I'm not gonna read his blog anymore HMPHHH.. Then probably go cry to sleep. GOOD NEWS IS THAT I WILL BLOG MORE OFTEN, SO BUCKLE UP. Okay that's just for saying's sake. I said it couple of times but I still blog so infrequently. I'm never gonna succeed in life, I CAN'T EVEN BLOG FREQUENTLY. IT'S OVER.

Anyway I blogged today because miss lim, who earned 1.5 times more than me told me to.

Xueying says:
Eh blog more frequently leh
for each day you don't blog i grow shorter
and fatter
please, save my life
blog more
go blog now!
why are you not blogging?
WHY :(

Okay I'm off to play bridge. I was just kidding. Don't cry adidas girl.

Going for a free cut and Toni & Guy tomorrow. Good bye.