Hallelujah! I found out that there are many christians in AC which is a good thing as AC is rather religious with devotions, closing prayers and stuff. Anyway, I've decided to join the worship band for devotion. No idea how it works but I'm gonna get in. Talked with my OG mates on msn in a convo just now and it was rather funny. Everyone listened to my crap. They're good people, LIKE ME. Have decided to open up and have fun for orientation. I'm actually a shy person. C'mon, everyone knows I'm shy. But seriously I am, to people I don't know. I'm not the kind who can socialize and like make friends with people immediately. I open up only when I feel like I know the person. So in actual fact, I'm a shy boy, contrary to popular belief of me being a social animal.
Anyway I went to Yi wei's house to watch bride wars, together with Esther and Corrine, who was busy blogging. Headed to have sushi with my family later on.

Alright, I'm Going to sleep now. Goodnight babes.

Yo people. AC is cool. Seriously. Orientation is fun and the OGL's are damn power. Oh anyway there's 950 students in my cohort. Ain't that big. Okay I shall not preach about orientation and make people jealous but instead COMPLAIN about my insomnia on Wednesday night. I mean, why compliment if you can COMPLAIN, right? Anyway I couldn't sleep even a wink. Piece of crap, I'm not joking. I kept looking at the phone to check the time. 1:30.. 3:30.. 5:00 until I switched off the alarm and woke up willingly. It ain't cool man. Seriously. That's probably why some singer who bears even deeper disgruntlement than I created a song about it. Judging by it's popularity it is evident that tons of others share this feeling. Or do they just sing it without understanding. HYPOCRITES. Okay I'm kidding.

Oh btw I talked to a porn bot today wtf.

luettavolpe12@hotmail.com says:
hey, hows it going?
Joseph W!7 says:
Fine?
Ha you are?
luettavolpe12@hotmail.com says:
i'm 22/f your a male right?
Joseph W!7 says:
yes..
luettavolpe12@hotmail.com says:
nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which sit...e did i msg you from again?
Joseph W!7 says:
no idea.
....
luettavolpe12@hotmail.com says:
I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?
Joseph W!7 says:
no
luettavolpe12@hotmail.com says:
Well i don't do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...
Joseph W!7 says:
ya i'm sure..
luettavolpe12@hotmail.com says:
I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?
Joseph W!7 says:
sure...
here
luettavolpe12@hotmail.com says:
Ok go to http://www.smallu.net/kjbaccept the invite on the page baby
Joseph W!7 says:
nah
luettavolpe12@hotmail.com says:
sweet, fill out the info ur info.. i can not wait for you to see me baby let me find something nice to wear
Joseph W!7 says:
lmao
luettavolpe12@hotmail.com says:
its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site, so they might ask for CC to verify your age babe.
Joseph W!7 says:
i said no..
luettavolpe12@hotmail.com says:
What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...
Joseph W!7 says:
LOL
HELLO PORN BOT
luettavolpe12@hotmail.com says:
Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me to do!
Joseph W!7 says:
LOL
BOT BOT BOT
luettavolpe12@hotmail.com says:
Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.
Joseph W!7 says:
BOT
BOT
OBT
BOT
luettavolpe12@hotmail.com says:
whats a bot?
Joseph W!7 says:
something that you are
luettavolpe12@hotmail.com says:
u have to enter a cc, atm, or debit card so they can tell your of age, thats the ony way to see me sweety
Joseph W!7 says:
awwww
luettavolpe12@hotmail.com says:
k you in yet babe??

DAMN, RIGHT?!


Okay Good night babes. I've got some youtube to catch.

Getting some ACtion

Yes! I'm now in team AC together with Yiwei, Eikkar, Wilfred, Zhen Wei, Liwen, Zhengyong, Eileen, Liting and Cheryl. Ivan is also in but he's appealing to RJ. I HOPE HE FAILS. Okay that's bad. I'm in the same orientation group as Ivan which is a good thing.

Okay I'm still sick so I shan't use the comp too much.

I'm sick like crap now. Coughing til my chest hurts, my nose is literally leaking and my eyes feel sore. That's a valid excuse not to blog. Anyway today was boring. Stayed at home alone for the first day of the holiday since I quit work. Spent the time playing guitar and sleeping. Ooh, anyway I'm learning blues on guitar. Fun.

Goodnight people. I've gotta sleep to recover in time for school. Looking forward to it? Not really.

I will boast in the Lord my God, I will boast in the one who's worthy.

Hello. I love my ah ma and KFC.

Yo people. Will blog tomorrow night. Sick like nuts now. Gonna sleep now which is like 10:30pm?

Goodnight.
Oh anyway, call me to contact me. My phone's touchscreen is spoilt so I can't message or even read messages or call people. Only can accept calls. Thanks.

Yes! The pictures of my new Fender Mark Knopfler Signature is finally here! Borrowed Fel's camera to take these pictures as well as those of my other guitars to sell them. Currently got 3 electric guitars. Feel bad cause I'm poor now. Check my guitar out!




Went night cycling on thursday night with Ellice, Audrey, Xiao Yang, Yi Heng and Yan Ru. Cycled til my ass was sore. Had muscle spasms on my thigh so we couldn't travel the route envisioned. Travelled the perimeters of Eastcoast to Changi, to Pasir ris, Tampines, and back to East coast. Journey was probably about >30 km? Didn't exactly have dinner so I felt super hungry at like around 1 I think. And we were in the middle of nowhere then and I was like dying lol. Rode to Caltex with much difficulty due to the pain in my thighs and the pangs of hunger which kicked in. I savaged a fried pau and a chicken & mushroom pie in seconds as I forgot for the moment what glamour was. Rode back to East Coast Park with New Found Energy which kept my legs peddling.

Anyway I changed my POSB ATM card to a DBS Platinum Card. Sounds good eh haha. I will now be signing my signature instead of keying my pin number. Damn, makes me wanna spend more money.

Keeping the best for the last, HAPPY 16th MONTH BABE!

18 January

Hey yo. Haven't blogged because I was online shopping for guitar and speaking of which, I'm buying a Fender Mark Knopfler Stratocaster. Pains my heart deeply and it makes me feel like a spendthrift. But it's just such a good deal! Shit, I'm starting to sound like an shopaholic.


Went for Raffles(which was my watch in OBS) outing on monday at Marina Barrage. It was sort of a picnic but our kite flying session failed cause Junjie forgot to bring the frame. Played this 'who,what,huh' game and the forfeit was to eat something together with the BBQ sauce I brought. It's freaking sweet so when you mix it with other stuff, it's kinda gross.
To make it more exciting, we put grass in to get a more tropical flavour. Okay, I'm kidding, we squeezed it over the food and use the lid to collect the sauce when it drips. It was damn funny cause Jien Hsiu got raped and he kept whining like a girl how the BBQ sauce was killing him by the second. Played frisbee in the harsh wind and played catching... Lol which was actually quite fun, thanks to our Freezer.. Jienhsiu who was sleeping like an ass.



Oh btw, Felicia Chua earns a freaking $9 an hour. WTF!?!? She has to wear this mini skirt for work which is so small, both in length and width. Or maybe I'm fat.

Headed for dinner at Marina Square and had Yoshinoya and agreed on the next outing which will be a Stayover at Guanhui's house. Mahjong.. Interesting. I love these people, and even though I only knew them for 5 days in the OBS camp, it feels like I've known them for very long. It's like we get along rather well even though we stay at different parts of Singapore WHICH IS ACTUALLY BIG. The Crunchy Kranjians don't know Heartland Mall exists. Fortunately I know that Lot 1 is actually a shopping centre.

Cool, this is by far the blog post with the most pictures. I'm such a boring blogger with no pictures.

Okay bye people, I shall meditate before I spend such a huge sum of money.

Yo people. Tired today. Shall blog tomorrow. Goodbye

YO YO. Greetings from the good church boy. I've realized that I've to be in church almost every Saturday. 've got music practices for both adult and youth, tuition classes, meetings and workshops blah blah. I hope to be an organized person as my life hitherto hasn't been quite organized. I've started by marking down stuff in my calendar so as to utilize my time wisely. I've figured that I can't take up a CCA in JC that has trainings on Saturdays or Sundays. Speaking of CCAs, I've not decided which to join yet. I'm probably taking out badminton from the list due to my probable incompetence compared to kids from ACSI. Am currently considering Table-tennis,Track& Field, Floorball and Guitar Ensemble, should I fail to qualify for the sport CCAs.

Anyway, school is starting soon and I kinda look forward to it. ESPECIALLY STARTING CHINESE ALL OVER AGAIN ^ :D XD XOXO <3
Jokes aside, I hope to stay consistent in my work and not be like how I was in secondary school. I was fortunate to have been able to pull through secondary school despite the effort I put in, but I believe that it can't do me good in JC. Gotta get my act together in JC. I will thus not be playing games, so sorry to all who are planning to jio me for L4D2 or Dota.

Will be going night cycling soon with Ellice and others. Off to play viwawa now.

Night babes.

Hello babes. I just awoke from my say.. 5 hours slumber? Had BBQ at my place yesterday with Zhenwei, Wenglum, Yiheng, Yanru, Jingloon, Benjamin, Liwen, Audrey, Kailun, Yongkhuang, Ellice, Felicia, Leechin, Liwei, Allan, Bokang, Renjun, Yiwei and Ivan. Met up for lunch at raffles city and then headed to BBQ Wholesale Centre@Kembangang to get our food. Dropped the stuff off at my house and later went to NTUC to buy drinks. Went to stay over at Felicia's house later with about 12 of them. Went for prata at Pratahouse at 2 am and it was by far THE WORST PRATA EXPERIENCE I HAD. Damn. The curry had the taste of ashes from a cigarette. The scent of cigarettes from the curry was extremely prominent. It was terribly disgusting. I thus settled for just sugar over my egg prata and it's definitely not nice. I mean, what's prata without the curry? An unsatisfied stomach surges the wrath in a man. I was kinda pissed lol. Played Wii in Fel's house for a while and this Ray Man Raving Rabbids game is seriously damn cute.



Headed for church for music practice and later went up to see the KFJ free tuition program. Wrestled with some kids and this kid punched me in the right cheek. I got infuriated and dislocated his arms, broke his ribs and punctured his organs. NJK. NO SHIT. I did that to many people already. Killed several others who couldn't draw the line between being handicapped and dying. I'm not a murderer. I'm a creep. I'm a weirdo~

Gotta be in church by an uneartly hour of 8:30 tomorrow. Gonna sleep at 12 pm tonight.
Goodnight babes

Yo people I've done my JAE and it's without much hesitation lol. Fortunately I've got everything figured beforehand so I kinda know what I want. So it's ACJC science stream! Will be taking PCME- 4 H2s. Cool, I'm the first member of my family to go to junior college. Means I'll be the only one with an 'A' Level cert. Hopefully the first one to get the degree too heh. Ran with Edgar yesterday(Thursday). That guy's rusty. We're gonna train more together cause he wants to get 'Rock Solid Abs'.

Anyway I've got to start putting on weight. Cause if I'm underweight, I'll be in PAS B when I enter the army regardless of how fit I am. And that's not gonna happen. I'm gonna train and enter PAS A and become a commando/guard. Freakin' yi heng dashed my hopes of being a commando because he says a criteria is perfect eyesight. Shitt.

Going off to get bbq stuff. Bye.

A fast post. Went for AC's openhouse today and it was rather okay. I'm pretty sure I wanna go AC despite the distance. Had dinner at the Thai eatery for dinner with the gang and later went home to settle the bbq stuff and to learn the songs for sunday's worship. I'm pretty tired now so I'm gonna sleep.

Goodnight babes.

Yo. Had a long day today. Woke up and played tennis with my bro. Had mac breakfast and then headed to ACJC for a private tour by Ang, together with Hoon, Cheng and Lim. Lim referring to Daniel. He's planning to go AC with us. Kidding. The place is rather decent and the people are rather nice lol. This is the spoiler for people who want to go AC cause open house is tomorrow, or more like later.

ANYWAY I'M HERE TO PREACH ABOUT ACJC! So, these are the apparent claims of the reputation of AC:
1. ITS FOR RICH PEOPLE (Most heard of)
2. ITS FOR SNOBBISH PEOPLE
3. ITS AN INDEPENDENT SCHOOL, THEREFORE SCHOOL FEES ARE HIGH ( LIKE $70K A DAY)

Alas, you can be vindicated of your ignorance after reading this post.
Firstly, ACJC is for everyone(whose parents earn 10k a day), INCLUDING YOU AND ME :) <3 ^^ $$$ Secondly, the people who go there are snoopy and are not snobbish! Lol, this guy helped the damsel in distress(me) when the packet of crackers was stuck in the machine. Thirdly, it's a Government-Aided Sch/Mixed School/Full Day, just as it is clearly stated in the JAE booklet. Finally, you should go there simply because, I AM GOING UFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ACJC.

Anyway I went to collect my headphones after that and headed to queensway shopping centre to buy my shoes. Adidas Kundo 2! The guy was a total slut. I told him to get a new pair because the sides seemed worn out and the sole was dirty. He went into the stock room and came out after a long time. Looking at the shoes for 5 seconds, I realized it was the same one, just that he cleaned the sole. He thought I wouldn't notice. But I bought it anyway to avoid the hassle of arguing with him as shoes are meant to get dirty. But it's usually just the novelty when purchasing an item that makes you feel good; keeping it clean for the first few times you wear it.




Goodnight people. Gotta wake up in a few hours to go for SAJC's open house and then AC's open house.

Nothing but Grace

Yo people. Today was the day which we got back our results. Was rather calm as I decided to leave it to God. Was surprised to see my name up on the list, positioned at 13th place. When I saw the 6 A1s and L1R5 7 I was like wow, my bio got A1? i totally thought I would screw my ss/gg up but turned out that I didn't. God really had a plan for me eh? Anyway this are my results
English - A2
Combined Humanities(SS/GG) - A1
Elementary Mathematics - A1
Additional Mathematics - A1
Chemistry - A1
Physics - A1
Biology - A1
Chinese - B3 Merit
CCA - A1
L1R5: 7 (Raw score)
L1R5: 5 points (After bonus points)

Am really happy to get this results but would have been happier if I had gotten an A1 for English. ACJC, here I come. Will be attending the open house on Wednesday, so call me if you wanna go together. Anyway, for all those who did not do desirably well, cheer up. God has a greater plan for you! Just like how I got into Zhonghua to meet all you lovely punkz.

Smile.

P.s. iLove God.

What's up babez. It's exciting because all O Level Candidates will be receiving their results tomorrow. I believe that many will roll in bed tonight, all in fear of unsatisfactory results. So far I've only felt this worry twice. Once, during church, and once last night- which kept me up for 10 minutes. I'm feeling kinda neutral now cause I've sort of prepared myself mentally for a triple digit score, that's right.

Oh anyway I went to Hort Park today with Yi wei. Trust me, it was friggin' Hort. Okay I meant the weather, not the park.

Went home to sleep for two hours before going to j8 for dinner at Ding Tai Fung with my family and Yi wei.

Okay sorry, I'm not the blogger who has 1000 photos to post everyday.

Anyway, just to be random. Does anybody wanna suggest what shoes I should buy this year?

Here's an even quicker one. I went for KFJ tuition open house, had music prac, both at church and followed Jia Yi after prac, later to meet Sam, Zan, Yan Wen and Eugene to go to Novena to chill. Having cold sore now at the side of my lips. Anyway I hope I won't screw up the Oceans will Part and Awesome in this place solo for worship tomorrow.

Good night folks.

Okay here's a quick one. I'm back from camp and I'm kinda glad it's over. Fatigue courses through my veins now as I battle to keep my eyelids open as I blog. Gotta be in church by 1 today. Contemplating whether I should go for a run in the morning. Let's just see what time I awake from the deep uninterrupted slumber which I envision.

Goodnight folks

Okay this is a quick post. Took up the arduous task of handling 1t1. Okay I didn't exactly take it up but was assigned to it. They really tired me out and I do hope my spirits will be up again tomorrow. My initially skepticism was pushed aside as I saw enthusiasm which certain members put in. BUT, it was erected during the mass dance when practically everyone refused to cooperate. I was like FML FML FML. Left school around 9+ and caught Daniel and Dad doing their run and joined them since I was in appropriate attire. That lazy old boy(Daniel) has got to train his body. It has evidently rusted, just as the screws in his laptop have as the two lay motionlessly on the sofa, hand in glove. Okay, or more like fingers on board.

It's 12:35 am now and so I gotta sleep. It's a long day ahead. Good night folks.

WHAT'S UP SLEEEPOZ. Okay I'm still awake at this unearthly hour of 1:54 am when I have to wake up at an even more desecrate hour of 7 am. The world seems like a better place now as I come to realize that my brain has lost it's ability to function properly. My sense of humour at this hour is at it's all time low. Take a look below.

Jingloon says:
not sleeping meh
Jowl surf says:
SOON
Jingloon says:
kuei
Jowl surf says:
kuei?
Jingloon says:
soon kuei
the
food
Jowl surf says:
oh

This shows me nothing but how mundane and 'un-humorous' this post will turn out to be. Ouch, I just coughed til I teared. My life is over. You can start clicking the Unsubscribe button in yellow by the side. Remember to click it twice. Anyway, I'm hungry again. I'm always hungry despite eating a lot each time. Contrary to popular belief, I'm not anorexic. I eat like a man, A REAL MAN - with a diet that does not contain veg. REAL MAN SURVIVE ON MEAT ALONE. GREENS ARE FOR PANSIES. I'm kidding, don't stone me Boon Kiat. I do take my healthy portion of greens - Sambal Kankong - once a week. And I drink green tea; it's still green, right?

Okay I'm glad that I managed to give people christmas presents this year. I wanted to give everyone who was considered close, but.. Okay there's always the but which comes in the way. I didn't know what to buy. Serious! I set aside like 200 bucks, which ended up still spent, but just on a few people.

Shopping list:
Sweater- BOUGHT! from Pull and Bear
Wallet BOUGHT! BY YI WEI, from Levi's
Berms BOUGHT!
Black jeans, Light coloured jeans BOUGHT! from Levi's, Club Marc
Shirt BOUGHT! from G2000
Bag- Crumpler, or something else which catches my attention
Shoes- no idea yet. Aasics again?
Printed T's
Black dress, with tights underneath. BOUGHT! from 30H!3


Seems like I'm going fast eh? I find Christmas deals more worth than some lousy 'Chinese New Year Special'. I'm aiming to get something from Topman since I haven't found anything there which suits my liking. I have come to realize that I don't appreciate designs from expensive labels like Armani Exchange, Zara etc. I wonder why. Perhaps I have a bad taste for fashion. Oh you should trust Yi wei's taste. She's got really good taste. I mean, look at her boyfriend! Okay I'm just kidding, seriously. Seriously. Don't cry please.

GOOD NIGHT, I've gotta be in school by 7:30 to meet my freshmen.
P.s. I'm excited to get my 'O' Level results.

1:00 am, the night is young

Yo people. Guess who's back!? It's not me, or you but JOSEPH HOLMES. Okay seems late (and lame-me) but I've just watched Sherlock Holmes. The movie is rather captivating and I totally like it's style. The lady is Regina George in Mean Girls! I was wondering who that familiar face was til I remembered which relieved me. I'm always faced with familiarity and when I can't remember (what/who) (it/she/he) is, I feel rather empty. Like Sherlock Holmes when he can't figure girls out. Then again, who can? I'm kidding alright, don't stone me.

Sunshine which illuminated room blinded me as I opened the heavy lids of my eyes this morning. As I turned over reluctantly to reach for my phone, I realised that it was already 12:50 pm. And no, I didn't not think I was late for school, because.. I am Joseph Holmes. NJK. (not joking, since JK is joking) I got down from my bed and opened the door to see Granny sitting on the couch, having a nice little conversation with Soulja Boy through the phone. She kissed him through the phone! Microwaved myself two slices of Pizza which made up my breakfast. ANYWAY, this load of description only lasted for 2 minutes. Went to vivo later for lunch and shopped at Pull and Bear with Chang and Chow, buying myself a sweater WHICH HAS PINK IN IT! Yeahhhhhhhhhhh, I have pink in my wardrobe now. Headed down to Alexandra Road to send my headphones for repair. The only service centre of Senheisser is situated strategically at Alexandra Road. Near PSA. How convenient eh? To cut the chase, I went back to vivo to have BK, watched Sherlock Holmes and went home straight to blog. I JUST HAVE TO TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT MY LIFE. YES, BECAUSE EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT IT. EVEN OBAMA, AND SHERLOCK HOLMES. Okay I know, you're probably thinking, Joseph is such a retard, I'm not gonna read his blog anymore HMPHHH.. Then probably go cry to sleep. GOOD NEWS IS THAT I WILL BLOG MORE OFTEN, SO BUCKLE UP. Okay that's just for saying's sake. I said it couple of times but I still blog so infrequently. I'm never gonna succeed in life, I CAN'T EVEN BLOG FREQUENTLY. IT'S OVER.

Anyway I blogged today because miss lim, who earned 1.5 times more than me told me to.

Xueying says:
Eh blog more frequently leh
for each day you don't blog i grow shorter
and fatter
please, save my life
blog more
go blog now!
why are you not blogging?
WHY :(

Okay I'm off to play bridge. I was just kidding. Don't cry adidas girl.

Going for a free cut and Toni & Guy tomorrow. Good bye.