Gastric attack

Damn. I'm having really bad gastric now. Yes, at this auspicious hour of 2:30 am. And tomorrow is a school day. Welcomed extravagantly into the week with a nice gastric at this hour. Can't sleep with the sharp pain in my abdomen. Just ate 2 antacid tablets which were supposed to assuage the pain and a whole cup of warm water. It definitely doesn't seem to be helping.

Didn't want to eat as i thought of the situation as so.
The Al(OH)3 in the antacid tablet neutralises the HCl in the stomach juices. So if i consume anything now which is contaminated, I might get laid as the HCl in my stomach will not be able to kill the bacteria. My immune system is lowered now. I feel like puking now, and shitting.

Life's great isn't it? Anyway do say your last words and express some concern to me as I'm on the threshold of death. I might have Sickle-cell anaemia, Atherosclerosis, Tuberculosis, Kwashiokor. I also suspect having Mashimarokor, Ultramansosis, Supababalomou, Ponyoponyokakananoko, Wakawakawakawakawaka Cancer, Gastric Cancer or even Breast Cancer. The last two mentioned seem to be showing symptoms already. I feel my abdominal pain. I also feel my breast growing bigger. And more squarish. C'mon folks. Please attend my funeral. Don't make a dying man beg. And send my ashes back to the Philippines.

Anyway, thanks a lot stomach. And this note is for you if you decide to visit my blog one day. Screw you!

Its really heartening to get an abdomen pain to complement the one coming from the heart. Maybe its meant to be a distraction from the real pain. A diversion. Wouldn't mind giving it a permanent swap though.