I drive a Lαmβo Guinea.

2010-07-26T00:02:00.002+08:00

Yo people I'm having constipation and thus an aroused inclination to blog. According to studies, authors usually get most inspiration when they are having constipation. Meditation from pain so they call it. Anyway, just to tell you how I got it, I had lunch at Funan with yiwei. Planned to eat KFC(which would prolly have the same effect) but ate mac's instead although I hate Macs. The people who manage Macdonalds seriously market it too damn well. I eat mac sometimes even though I hate it cause of the new stuff they put up. Their intelligence far exceeds innocent KFC who try to pull of boxes and weird meals like the ole' meal or something. Do not get mistaken here for I am a true blue KFC person.

ANYWAY, this week has been a really bad week for me. I lost my ipod touch in school. Jailbroken a few days ago. Was playing in econs class and left it under the table. Went back for it a couple of lessons later to find it gone. Nobody returned it to the general office so it's probably gone. On friday my pants got stolen in the toilet when I was showering after track. Seriously what a joke. Kind of got over it already.

Damn, I'm really tired now and I seriously don't know why I am up. I've officially wasted the whole weekend, not opening my bag once. Will be having finals for Inter-house on wednesday. Really don't wanna lose. At least 4th position please.

Okay I'm off. Ciao.

2010-07-05T12:32:00.003+08:00

HELLO. HAPPY YOUTH DAY kids. Anyway, I'm going to watch eclipse later (lol) with Yi wei corrine and esther. Anyway I just got hooked onto Faber Drive again. Go listen man. Good shit.
CLICK THIS!

Okay I'm off to practice for PASSION AC. Come down okay!

2010-06-26T00:51:00.002+08:00

HELLO HELLO. Actually I think I should blog because blogging is such a brainless job, like using facebook. Damn, I think I'm spending way too much time on facebook. Refreshing the home page to look at updates. Am I that desperately bored. Wow, a rhetorical question there. Actually seeing how much I use facebook, there's little reason why I know everything going on about you. Not that I stalk you intentionally. I just click on whatever appears man. Don't hate the player, hate the game.

Oh look, I paragraphed just to make it look less chunky. How wise.

Okay this is the part where I'm typing just to improve my typing speed. I'm extremely bored and tired now. My head feels light. Haven't been getting much sleep of late. Oh exams are in 2 days and I don't give a shit. Chem is touched and econs is totally not looked at. ANYWAY, my 100m timing has improved and I'm pretty happy about that. Training is kinda boring though. Just running all day. I mean what else could we possibly do in sprinting.

ANYWAY DID I MENTION THAT I LOVE YI WEI? HAHA.

OKAY GOOD NIGHT PUNKZ.

2010-05-31T23:21:00.002+08:00

HI EVERYONE. HOLIDAYS HAVE STARTED AND I FEEL VERY FREE. Shall blog cause my red alert 3 hasn't finish downloading.

ANYWAY, do you know how to communicate with your grandparents who are hard of hearing? Use sign language. Because action speaks louder than words. Okay fine, I'm lame.

CHAO OUTSIDE MOTHER FATHER

2010-03-01T23:19:00.002+08:00

Hello! I've not blogged for damn long, not because I'm busy but because I forgot. I'm in 1SA1 and I've joined track and field. Planning to do 100m, maybe 4x100m and I'm currently considering 110m hurdles. Although I haven't done it before, I'm willing to try. Training is rather okay and trackers are all nice people. Getting used to the pace of school and work hitherto is rather manageable. Okay I've not done shit today and it's already 11:28pm. Gotta do GP now.

Ciao

2010-02-06T00:06:00.001+08:00

Hey people. I just came back from the best campfire ever. Good shit. Was damn high and stuff. Freakin' fun. Anyway I've got like the best OG ever. Everyone's sincere and like we're not superficial and stuff(I hope so). Being able to tolerate shows their level of patience and compassion for the disabled. Had our OG outing at King Albert Park macdonalds. They call it KAP, like it's some lingo. Westerners.. Heard that the MGS girls, SCGS girls and ACS boys go there to hook up or something. Okay I'm really tired from all the fun I had.

Good night folks, I shall continue tomorrow, hopefully with photos.

2010-02-02T00:19:00.001+08:00

Lol sorry but I don't feel like blogging today. 2BAT.

When the rain is blowing in your face,
and the whole world is on your case,
I could offer you a warm embrace
to make you feel my love.

When the evening shadows and the stars appear,
and there is no one there to dry your tears,
I could hold you for a million years
to make you feel my love.

I know you haven't made your mind up yet,
but I would never do you wrong.
I've known it from the moment that we met,
no doubt in my mind where you belong.

I'd go hungry; I'd go black and blue,
I'd go crawling down the avenue.
No, there's nothing that I wouldn't do
to make you feel my love.

The storms are raging on the rolling sea
and on the highway of regret.
Though winds of change are throwing wild and free,
you ain't seen nothing like me yet.

I could make you happy, make your dreams come true.
Nothing that I wouldn't do.
Go to the ends of the Earth for you,
to make you feel my love

Victory

2010-02-01T02:02:00.000+08:00

It's 2:03 am and there's school tomorrow. Feel totally awake after the match between Manchester United and Arsenal. Good shit. Nani and Rooney played damn well. The match finished at 1:3 with victory of the red devils. Sorry if I bored you girls out. Waking up in 4 hours. Bye kids!

2010-01-31T01:37:00.002+08:00

Hallelujah! I found out that there are many christians in AC which is a good thing as AC is rather religious with devotions, closing prayers and stuff. Anyway, I've decided to join the worship band for devotion. No idea how it works but I'm gonna get in. Talked with my OG mates on msn in a convo just now and it was rather funny. Everyone listened to my crap. They're good people, LIKE ME. Have decided to open up and have fun for orientation. I'm actually a shy person. C'mon, everyone knows I'm shy. But seriously I am, to people I don't know. I'm not the kind who can socialize and like make friends with people immediately. I open up only when I feel like I know the person. So in actual fact, I'm a shy boy, contrary to popular belief of me being a social animal.
Anyway I went to Yi wei's house to watch bride wars, together with Esther and Corrine, who was busy blogging. Headed to have sushi with my family later on.

Alright, I'm Going to sleep now. Goodnight babes.

2010-01-29T23:46:00.003+08:00

Yo people. AC is cool. Seriously. Orientation is fun and the OGL's are damn power. Oh anyway there's 950 students in my cohort. Ain't that big. Okay I shall not preach about orientation and make people jealous but instead COMPLAIN about my insomnia on Wednesday night. I mean, why compliment if you can COMPLAIN, right? Anyway I couldn't sleep even a wink. Piece of crap, I'm not joking. I kept looking at the phone to check the time. 1:30.. 3:30.. 5:00 until I switched off the alarm and woke up willingly. It ain't cool man. Seriously. That's probably why some singer who bears even deeper disgruntlement than I created a song about it. Judging by it's popularity it is evident that tons of others share this feeling. Or do they just sing it without understanding. HYPOCRITES. Okay I'm kidding.

Oh btw I talked to a porn bot today wtf.

luettavolpe12@hotmail.com says:
hey, hows it going?
Joseph W!7 says:
Fine?
Ha you are?
luettavolpe12@hotmail.com says:
i'm 22/f your a male right?
Joseph W!7 says:
yes..
luettavolpe12@hotmail.com says:
nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which sit...e did i msg you from again?
Joseph W!7 says:
no idea.
....
luettavolpe12@hotmail.com says:
I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?
Joseph W!7 says:
no
luettavolpe12@hotmail.com says:
Well i don't do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...
Joseph W!7 says:
ya i'm sure..
luettavolpe12@hotmail.com says:
I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?
Joseph W!7 says:
sure...
here
luettavolpe12@hotmail.com says:
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Joseph W!7 says:
nah
luettavolpe12@hotmail.com says:
sweet, fill out the info ur info.. i can not wait for you to see me baby let me find something nice to wear
Joseph W!7 says:
lmao
luettavolpe12@hotmail.com says:
its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site, so they might ask for CC to verify your age babe.
Joseph W!7 says:
i said no..
luettavolpe12@hotmail.com says:
What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...
Joseph W!7 says:
LOL
HELLO PORN BOT
luettavolpe12@hotmail.com says:
Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me to do!
Joseph W!7 says:
LOL
BOT BOT BOT
luettavolpe12@hotmail.com says:
Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.
Joseph W!7 says:
BOT
BOT
OBT
BOT
luettavolpe12@hotmail.com says:
whats a bot?
Joseph W!7 says:
something that you are
luettavolpe12@hotmail.com says:
u have to enter a cc, atm, or debit card so they can tell your of age, thats the ony way to see me sweety
Joseph W!7 says:
awwww
luettavolpe12@hotmail.com says:
k you in yet babe??

DAMN, RIGHT?!

Okay Good night babes. I've got some youtube to catch.

Getting some ACtion

2010-01-27T21:56:00.002+08:00

Yes! I'm now in team AC together with Yiwei, Eikkar, Wilfred, Zhen Wei, Liwen, Zhengyong, Eileen, Liting and Cheryl. Ivan is also in but he's appealing to RJ. I HOPE HE FAILS. Okay that's bad. I'm in the same orientation group as Ivan which is a good thing.

Okay I'm still sick so I shan't use the comp too much.

2010-01-25T22:49:00.002+08:00

I'm sick like crap now. Coughing til my chest hurts, my nose is literally leaking and my eyes feel sore. That's a valid excuse not to blog. Anyway today was boring. Stayed at home alone for the first day of the holiday since I quit work. Spent the time playing guitar and sleeping. Ooh, anyway I'm learning blues on guitar. Fun.

Goodnight people. I've gotta sleep to recover in time for school. Looking forward to it? Not really.

I will boast in the Lord my God, I will boast in the one who's worthy.

2010-01-24T00:44:00.001+08:00

Hello. I love my ah ma and KFC.

2010-01-22T22:29:00.001+08:00

Yo people. Will blog tomorrow night. Sick like nuts now. Gonna sleep now which is like 10:30pm?

Goodnight.
Oh anyway, call me to contact me. My phone's touchscreen is spoilt so I can't message or even read messages or call people. Only can accept calls. Thanks.

2010-01-21T23:17:00.003+08:00

Yes! The pictures of my new Fender Mark Knopfler Signature is finally here! Borrowed Fel's camera to take these pictures as well as those of my other guitars to sell them. Currently got 3 electric guitars. Feel bad cause I'm poor now. Check my guitar out!

Went night cycling on thursday night with Ellice, Audrey, Xiao Yang, Yi Heng and Yan Ru. Cycled til my ass was sore. Had muscle spasms on my thigh so we couldn't travel the route envisioned. Travelled the perimeters of Eastcoast to Changi, to Pasir ris, Tampines, and back to East coast. Journey was probably about >30 km? Didn't exactly have dinner so I felt super hungry at like around 1 I think. And we were in the middle of nowhere then and I was like dying lol. Rode to Caltex with much difficulty due to the pain in my thighs and the pangs of hunger which kicked in. I savaged a fried pau and a chicken & mushroom pie in seconds as I forgot for the moment what glamour was. Rode back to East Coast Park with New Found Energy which kept my legs peddling.

Anyway I changed my POSB ATM card to a DBS Platinum Card. Sounds good eh haha. I will now be signing my signature instead of keying my pin number. Damn, makes me wanna spend more money.

Keeping the best for the last, HAPPY 16th MONTH BABE!

18 January

2010-01-20T10:28:00.004+08:00

Hey yo. Haven't blogged because I was online shopping for guitar and speaking of which, I'm buying a Fender Mark Knopfler Stratocaster. Pains my heart deeply and it makes me feel like a spendthrift. But it's just such a good deal! Shit, I'm starting to sound like an shopaholic.

Went for Raffles(which was my watch in OBS) outing on monday at Marina Barrage. It was sort of a picnic but our kite flying session failed cause Junjie forgot to bring the frame. Played this 'who,what,huh' game and the forfeit was to eat something together with the BBQ sauce I brought. It's freaking sweet so when you mix it with other stuff, it's kinda gross.
To make it more exciting, we put grass in to get a more tropical flavour. Okay, I'm kidding, we squeezed it over the food and use the lid to collect the sauce when it drips. It was damn funny cause Jien Hsiu got raped and he kept whining like a girl how the BBQ sauce was killing him by the second. Played frisbee in the harsh wind and played catching... Lol which was actually quite fun, thanks to our Freezer.. Jienhsiu who was sleeping like an ass.

Oh btw, Felicia Chua earns a freaking $9 an hour. WTF!?!? She has to wear this mini skirt for work which is so small, both in length and width. Or maybe I'm fat.

Headed for dinner at Marina Square and had Yoshinoya and agreed on the next outing which will be a Stayover at Guanhui's house. Mahjong.. Interesting. I love these people, and even though I only knew them for 5 days in the OBS camp, it feels like I've known them for very long. It's like we get along rather well even though we stay at different parts of Singapore WHICH IS ACTUALLY BIG. The Crunchy Kranjians don't know Heartland Mall exists. Fortunately I know that Lot 1 is actually a shopping centre.

Cool, this is by far the blog post with the most pictures. I'm such a boring blogger with no pictures.

Okay bye people, I shall meditate before I spend such a huge sum of money.

2010-01-18T23:52:00.000+08:00

Yo people. Tired today. Shall blog tomorrow. Goodbye

2010-01-17T22:22:00.002+08:00

YO YO. Greetings from the good church boy. I've realized that I've to be in church almost every Saturday. 've got music practices for both adult and youth, tuition classes, meetings and workshops blah blah. I hope to be an organized person as my life hitherto hasn't been quite organized. I've started by marking down stuff in my calendar so as to utilize my time wisely. I've figured that I can't take up a CCA in JC that has trainings on Saturdays or Sundays. Speaking of CCAs, I've not decided which to join yet. I'm probably taking out badminton from the list due to my probable incompetence compared to kids from ACSI. Am currently considering Table-tennis,Track& Field, Floorball and Guitar Ensemble, should I fail to qualify for the sport CCAs.

Anyway, school is starting soon and I kinda look forward to it. ESPECIALLY STARTING CHINESE ALL OVER AGAIN ^ :D XD XOXO <3
Jokes aside, I hope to stay consistent in my work and not be like how I was in secondary school. I was fortunate to have been able to pull through secondary school despite the effort I put in, but I believe that it can't do me good in JC. Gotta get my act together in JC. I will thus not be playing games, so sorry to all who are planning to jio me for L4D2 or Dota.

Will be going night cycling soon with Ellice and others. Off to play viwawa now.

Night babes.

2010-01-16T21:52:00.003+08:00

Hello babes. I just awoke from my say.. 5 hours slumber? Had BBQ at my place yesterday with Zhenwei, Wenglum, Yiheng, Yanru, Jingloon, Benjamin, Liwen, Audrey, Kailun, Yongkhuang, Ellice, Felicia, Leechin, Liwei, Allan, Bokang, Renjun, Yiwei and Ivan. Met up for lunch at raffles city and then headed to BBQ Wholesale Centre@Kembangang to get our food. Dropped the stuff off at my house and later went to NTUC to buy drinks. Went to stay over at Felicia's house later with about 12 of them. Went for prata at Pratahouse at 2 am and it was by far THE WORST PRATA EXPERIENCE I HAD. Damn. The curry had the taste of ashes from a cigarette. The scent of cigarettes from the curry was extremely prominent. It was terribly disgusting. I thus settled for just sugar over my egg prata and it's definitely not nice. I mean, what's prata without the curry? An unsatisfied stomach surges the wrath in a man. I was kinda pissed lol. Played Wii in Fel's house for a while and this Ray Man Raving Rabbids game is seriously damn cute.

Headed for church for music practice and later went up to see the KFJ free tuition program. Wrestled with some kids and this kid punched me in the right cheek. I got infuriated and dislocated his arms, broke his ribs and punctured his organs. NJK. NO SHIT. I did that to many people already. Killed several others who couldn't draw the line between being handicapped and dying. I'm not a murderer. I'm a creep. I'm a weirdo~

Gotta be in church by an uneartly hour of 8:30 tomorrow. Gonna sleep at 12 pm tonight.
Goodnight babes

2010-01-15T11:57:00.002+08:00

Yo people I've done my JAE and it's without much hesitation lol. Fortunately I've got everything figured beforehand so I kinda know what I want. So it's ACJC science stream! Will be taking PCME- 4 H2s. Cool, I'm the first member of my family to go to junior college. Means I'll be the only one with an 'A' Level cert. Hopefully the first one to get the degree too heh. Ran with Edgar yesterday(Thursday). That guy's rusty. We're gonna train more together cause he wants to get 'Rock Solid Abs'.

Anyway I've got to start putting on weight. Cause if I'm underweight, I'll be in PAS B when I enter the army regardless of how fit I am. And that's not gonna happen. I'm gonna train and enter PAS A and become a commando/guard. Freakin' yi heng dashed my hopes of being a commando because he says a criteria is perfect eyesight. Shitt.

Going off to get bbq stuff. Bye.

2010-01-14T01:30:00.001+08:00

A fast post. Went for AC's openhouse today and it was rather okay. I'm pretty sure I wanna go AC despite the distance. Had dinner at the Thai eatery for dinner with the gang and later went home to settle the bbq stuff and to learn the songs for sunday's worship. I'm pretty tired now so I'm gonna sleep.

Goodnight babes.

2010-01-13T02:04:00.004+08:00

Yo. Had a long day today. Woke up and played tennis with my bro. Had mac breakfast and then headed to ACJC for a private tour by Ang, together with Hoon, Cheng and Lim. Lim referring to Daniel. He's planning to go AC with us. Kidding. The place is rather decent and the people are rather nice lol. This is the spoiler for people who want to go AC cause open house is tomorrow, or more like later.

ANYWAY I'M HERE TO PREACH ABOUT ACJC! So, these are the apparent claims of the reputation of AC:
1. ITS FOR RICH PEOPLE (Most heard of)
2. ITS FOR SNOBBISH PEOPLE
3. ITS AN INDEPENDENT SCHOOL, THEREFORE SCHOOL FEES ARE HIGH ( LIKE $70K A DAY)

Alas, you can be vindicated of your ignorance after reading this post.
Firstly, ACJC is for everyone(whose parents earn 10k a day), INCLUDING YOU AND ME :) <3 ^^ $$$ Secondly, the people who go there are snoopy and are not snobbish! Lol, this guy helped the damsel in distress(me) when the packet of crackers was stuck in the machine. Thirdly, it's a Government-Aided Sch/Mixed School/Full Day, just as it is clearly stated in the JAE booklet. Finally, you should go there simply because, I AM GOING UFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ACJC.

Anyway I went to collect my headphones after that and headed to queensway shopping centre to buy my shoes. Adidas Kundo 2! The guy was a total slut. I told him to get a new pair because the sides seemed worn out and the sole was dirty. He went into the stock room and came out after a long time. Looking at the shoes for 5 seconds, I realized it was the same one, just that he cleaned the sole. He thought I wouldn't notice. But I bought it anyway to avoid the hassle of arguing with him as shoes are meant to get dirty. But it's usually just the novelty when purchasing an item that makes you feel good; keeping it clean for the first few times you wear it.

Goodnight people. Gotta wake up in a few hours to go for SAJC's open house and then AC's open house.

Nothing but Grace

2010-01-12T02:12:00.004+08:00

Yo people. Today was the day which we got back our results. Was rather calm as I decided to leave it to God. Was surprised to see my name up on the list, positioned at 13th place. When I saw the 6 A1s and L1R5 7 I was like wow, my bio got A1? i totally thought I would screw my ss/gg up but turned out that I didn't. God really had a plan for me eh? Anyway this are my results
English - A2
Combined Humanities(SS/GG) - A1
Elementary Mathematics - A1
Additional Mathematics - A1
Chemistry - A1
Physics - A1
Biology - A1
Chinese - B3 Merit
CCA - A1
L1R5: 7 (Raw score)
L1R5: 5 points (After bonus points)

Am really happy to get this results but would have been happier if I had gotten an A1 for English. ACJC, here I come. Will be attending the open house on Wednesday, so call me if you wanna go together. Anyway, for all those who did not do desirably well, cheer up. God has a greater plan for you! Just like how I got into Zhonghua to meet all you lovely punkz.

Smile.

P.s. iLove God.

2010-01-10T23:35:00.003+08:00

What's up babez. It's exciting because all O Level Candidates will be receiving their results tomorrow. I believe that many will roll in bed tonight, all in fear of unsatisfactory results. So far I've only felt this worry twice. Once, during church, and once last night- which kept me up for 10 minutes. I'm feeling kinda neutral now cause I've sort of prepared myself mentally for a triple digit score, that's right.

Oh anyway I went to Hort Park today with Yi wei. Trust me, it was friggin' Hort. Okay I meant the weather, not the park.

Went home to sleep for two hours before going to j8 for dinner at Ding Tai Fung with my family and Yi wei.

Okay sorry, I'm not the blogger who has 1000 photos to post everyday.

Anyway, just to be random. Does anybody wanna suggest what shoes I should buy this year?

2010-01-10T01:22:00.002+08:00

Here's an even quicker one. I went for KFJ tuition open house, had music prac, both at church and followed Jia Yi after prac, later to meet Sam, Zan, Yan Wen and Eugene to go to Novena to chill. Having cold sore now at the side of my lips. Anyway I hope I won't screw up the Oceans will Part and Awesome in this place solo for worship tomorrow.

Good night folks.

2010-01-09T01:41:00.001+08:00

Okay here's a quick one. I'm back from camp and I'm kinda glad it's over. Fatigue courses through my veins now as I battle to keep my eyelids open as I blog. Gotta be in church by 1 today. Contemplating whether I should go for a run in the morning. Let's just see what time I awake from the deep uninterrupted slumber which I envision.

Goodnight folks

2010-01-08T00:30:00.003+08:00

Okay this is a quick post. Took up the arduous task of handling 1t1. Okay I didn't exactly take it up but was assigned to it. They really tired me out and I do hope my spirits will be up again tomorrow. My initially skepticism was pushed aside as I saw enthusiasm which certain members put in. BUT, it was erected during the mass dance when practically everyone refused to cooperate. I was like FML FML FML. Left school around 9+ and caught Daniel and Dad doing their run and joined them since I was in appropriate attire. That lazy old boy(Daniel) has got to train his body. It has evidently rusted, just as the screws in his laptop have as the two lay motionlessly on the sofa, hand in glove. Okay, or more like fingers on board.

It's 12:35 am now and so I gotta sleep. It's a long day ahead. Good night folks.

2010-01-07T01:51:00.004+08:00

WHAT'S UP SLEEEPOZ. Okay I'm still awake at this unearthly hour of 1:54 am when I have to wake up at an even more desecrate hour of 7 am. The world seems like a better place now as I come to realize that my brain has lost it's ability to function properly. My sense of humour at this hour is at it's all time low. Take a look below.

Jingloon says:
not sleeping meh
Jowl surf says:
SOON
Jingloon says:
kuei
Jowl surf says:
kuei?
Jingloon says:
soon kuei
the
food
Jowl surf says:
oh

This shows me nothing but how mundane and 'un-humorous' this post will turn out to be. Ouch, I just coughed til I teared. My life is over. You can start clicking the Unsubscribe button in yellow by the side. Remember to click it twice. Anyway, I'm hungry again. I'm always hungry despite eating a lot each time. Contrary to popular belief, I'm not anorexic. I eat like a man, A REAL MAN - with a diet that does not contain veg. REAL MAN SURVIVE ON MEAT ALONE. GREENS ARE FOR PANSIES. I'm kidding, don't stone me Boon Kiat. I do take my healthy portion of greens - Sambal Kankong - once a week. And I drink green tea; it's still green, right?

Okay I'm glad that I managed to give people christmas presents this year. I wanted to give everyone who was considered close, but.. Okay there's always the but which comes in the way. I didn't know what to buy. Serious! I set aside like 200 bucks, which ended up still spent, but just on a few people.

Shopping list:
~~Sweater- BOUGHT! from Pull and Bear~~
~~Wallet BOUGHT! BY YI WEI, from Levi's~~
~~Berms BOUGHT!~~
Black jeans, Light coloured jeans BOUGHT! from Levi's, Club Marc
~~Shirt BOUGHT! from G2000~~
Bag- Crumpler, or something else which catches my attention
Shoes- no idea yet. Aasics again?
Printed T's
~~Black dress, with tights underneath. BOUGHT! from 30H!3~~

Seems like I'm going fast eh? I find Christmas deals more worth than some lousy 'Chinese New Year Special'. I'm aiming to get something from Topman since I haven't found anything there which suits my liking. I have come to realize that I don't appreciate designs from expensive labels like Armani Exchange, Zara etc. I wonder why. Perhaps I have a bad taste for fashion. Oh you should trust Yi wei's taste. She's got really good taste. I mean, look at her boyfriend! Okay I'm just kidding, seriously. Seriously. Don't cry please.

GOOD NIGHT, I've gotta be in school by 7:30 to meet my freshmen.
P.s. I'm excited to get my 'O' Level results.

1:00 am, the night is young

2010-01-06T00:37:00.002+08:00

Yo people. Guess who's back!? It's not me, or you but JOSEPH HOLMES. Okay seems late (and lame-me) but I've just watched Sherlock Holmes. The movie is rather captivating and I totally like it's style. The lady is Regina George in Mean Girls! I was wondering who that familiar face was til I remembered which relieved me. I'm always faced with familiarity and when I can't remember (what/who) (it/she/he) is, I feel rather empty. Like Sherlock Holmes when he can't figure girls out. Then again, who can? I'm kidding alright, don't stone me.

Sunshine which illuminated room blinded me as I opened the heavy lids of my eyes this morning. As I turned over reluctantly to reach for my phone, I realised that it was already 12:50 pm. And no, I didn't not think I was late for school, because.. I am Joseph Holmes. NJK. (not joking, since JK is joking) I got down from my bed and opened the door to see Granny sitting on the couch, having a nice little conversation with Soulja Boy through the phone. She kissed him through the phone! Microwaved myself two slices of Pizza which made up my breakfast. ANYWAY, this load of description only lasted for 2 minutes. Went to vivo later for lunch and shopped at Pull and Bear with Chang and Chow, buying myself a sweater WHICH HAS PINK IN IT! Yeahhhhhhhhhhh, I have pink in my wardrobe now. Headed down to Alexandra Road to send my headphones for repair. The only service centre of Senheisser is situated strategically at Alexandra Road. Near PSA. How convenient eh? To cut the chase, I went back to vivo to have BK, watched Sherlock Holmes and went home straight to blog. I JUST HAVE TO TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT MY LIFE. YES, BECAUSE EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT IT. EVEN OBAMA, AND SHERLOCK HOLMES. Okay I know, you're probably thinking, Joseph is such a retard, I'm not gonna read his blog anymore HMPHHH.. Then probably go cry to sleep. GOOD NEWS IS THAT I WILL BLOG MORE OFTEN, SO BUCKLE UP. Okay that's just for saying's sake. I said it couple of times but I still blog so infrequently. I'm never gonna succeed in life, I CAN'T EVEN BLOG FREQUENTLY. IT'S OVER.

Anyway I blogged today because miss lim, who earned 1.5 times more than me told me to.

Xueying says:
Eh blog more frequently leh
for each day you don't blog i grow shorter
and fatter
please, save my life
blog more
go blog now!
why are you not blogging?
WHY :(

Okay I'm off to play bridge. I was just kidding. Don't cry adidas girl.

Going for a free cut and Toni & Guy tomorrow. Good bye.

2009-12-31T01:41:00.000+08:00

I Lie Awake lyrics

Can you hear me screaming
Coming to find you
It's not that I want to
Make it another night alone
This feeling is lonely
Sending me slowly
Hits me so deep
It cuts my bone
Fills my heart
Burns me up
For way too long
For way too long
Here's my hand
Pull me up

Chorus
I lie awake because I'm scared
I'm not as fake as you once heard
But we'll lay down now making sure we
Put these words between us

Can you hear us falling
We're falling faster
It's hard to remember
Where we were at a year before
I thought we were ready
I thought we were steady
'Till the emotion
Hit the floor
Fills my heart
Burns me up
For way too long
For way too long (where did you go)
Here's my hand
To pull me up

Chorus
Don't put these words between us

I lie awake because I'm scared
I'm not as fake as you once heard
But we'll lay down now making sure we
Put these words between us
I lie awake because I'm scared
I'm not as fake as you once heard
And we'll lay these words
And we'll put them down
On the floor beneath us
Don't put these words between us
Don't put these words between us

EVERYBODY'S GOTTA LISTEN TO QUIETDRIVE!

2009-12-24T01:17:00.001+08:00

Working on Christmas eve? Not cool. Anyway it's 1:17 am and I'm hungry. Okay Merry Christmas. Happy birthday Christ!

Take me away

2009-12-23T00:28:00.002+08:00

Hey people. Just came back from the Cathay after watching a Perfect Getaway. A good movie to watch, with thrill and slight gore. Was amongst the best compared to the movies I watched recently. Totally looking forward to watch Avatar. But the seats for the movie go really fast. Was harnessing the naive thought of watching the movie tonight, going 2 hours before to get the tickets. Fortunately as I checked online, I discovered that there weren't even the front row seats for two for any Cathay cinema.

Ah work kinda sucked today, and I lost my feel for work. Kinda feeling sian everyday going to work.

Okay gonna go sleep now, gotta wake up at 7:30 am tomorrow. Good night babes.

Mercy and grace

2009-12-21T21:12:00.003+08:00

Hey yo people. I'm back after church camp in Malaysia. The hotel room was awesome. The suite, which we resided in for four days, was huge. The sermons were rather relevant to me and I learnt a lot from this church camp. I'm a good church boy now. It is evident now that there are many table-tennis pros in Herald. Really enjoyed good fights with them. Was unfortunately rather sick in the camp; having flu and not to mention and very sore throat after taking lemon and milo powder in a station game in the Telematch. The buffet food was good and I definitely learnt my lesson from a previous church camp to be wary of Malaysia's water. Drank 7 glasses then for kicks. Puked and filled the whole sink with vomit which looked very similar to shark's fin. That's two lessons learnt in a single incident. Maybe shark's fin is made from human vomit. Yes I'm sure you wanted to know that.

Anyway, have to go back to work tomorrow. Probably working on Christmas eve too. Why do we work so hard for? Mugging our guts for 'O' levels, harnessing the hope of freedom and pleasure after the exam which pushed us on. But finally after working so hard for O levels, we work even harder for cash. How then do we enjoy life since life in Singapore at least is like that. Have been warned of the intensity of the 'A' levels examination and how preparation is essential. And what do I get after mugging for 'A' levels? I go to the army, to get my ass whooped, and my body, to get fit. Seems like time in life is insufficient eh? That's why my point is that one has to learn to have fun while doing serious work. Sounds contradictory but yeah.

Okay that's all folks, shall go back to sleep at 10:30 pm. Got a battle against a Seagate and some Western Digitals tomorrow. Good night.

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
1 Corrinthians 13:4

2009-12-15T23:31:00.002+08:00

Hello people. I'm blogging now cause tomorrow's my off-day (Yes I know i said it before. Don't cry.) I feel rather accomplished cause I did 9 samples today which is actually fast. Wow that's like almost 2k earned for the company in 1 day. Unfortunately I don't even earn 5% of this money. Been asked to do O.T til late on thursday cause I'll be gone for another 2 working days. I like my colleagues and my manager, they're sincere people who I definitely enjoy working with. Nevertheless, work is still exhausting, but the rewards are good. Gotta start depositing cash in that account of mine. The amount has been decreasing.. I feel guilty buying two new pairs of jeans, which were purchased in two consecutive days. One black one from Levis' and a sort of white one from Club Marc.

Anyway, I'm currently listening to Quietdrive and Faber Drive. These two bands drive me to work and back home. As whiny as this may sound, THE WEATHER IS FREAKING HOT. I'm melting like a Zhen Wei. Okay okay gonna go exercise and sleep. I'm extremely unfit now. O level ruined me and now work is crushing me down to the ground.

Good night readers. Have a nice day. I hope Santa visits you. Really. He's real. He's really real. He's real really.

2009-12-14T21:29:00.002+08:00

YO WHAT'S UP BABES. I'M BACK IN BUSINESS. Okay business in ALS Technichem has been too good, keeping me busy with work every second. Have 6 Seagate samples tomorrow for liquid particle counting. Reports have to be out by tomorrow so I've definitely gotta do O.T. I'm definitely looking forward to Wedneday when I'm OFF! Busy day though, gotta be at Lavendar at 830 am to take my passport. Some new policy insists that the owner of the passport collects it personally.

Anyway, sorry, to any of you, who were hoping that I would blog about my mundane life. Work makes time fly. It's like much faster when I do anything else. Lucky? Nah. Have a target of number of samples to complete each day and time never seems sufficient. My LPC lab tech has just taken leave all the way til next year, so the whole lab is mine. Actually it has sort of been for the past 2 weeks since I'm left alone. It's like 4/5 the size of ZHSS school lab; The catch is that it's all solely for my usage.

Oh, and I had a close to death encounter today. Or maybe I'm just exaggerating. Was stuck in the passenger lift of Tropical Industrial Building, 14 Little Road, at about 8:20 am. Together with 10 other colleagues which included my mom, we were stuck in the lift for 45 minutes. A male colleague and I forced the doors apart slightly to create a small gap for ventilation. Peeking through the gap, I noticed that we were about half a metre below basement level. The lift had gone down from the second level, past the first and the basement, down to where we were for 45 minutes. Fortunately there was a little reception and so my mom phoned the office to call the lift maintainence company which I heard was situated VERY CONVENIENTLY at Tuas. Half an hour later when they still didn't come we phoned the civil defence which was just down the road. A couple of male colleagues opened the outer door slightly with tools to allow air into the congested lift which preached about it's capacity of 13 passengers and 900 kg. Okay to cut this long story short, men clad in blue uniform arrived and we got 'rescued' out. Fortunately, no one in the lift was claustrophobic or prone to heart problems. Oh yeah and it was the ladies fortune that there were men there. I wonder how they would force the door open for ventilation without masculine help.

Okay this long post is to make up for not posting since I started work. I shall TMB* to blog.
*Try My Best
Can't acronyms get any more annoying?

18-21 December: Church Camp.

Goodbye friends.

Fufilled

2009-11-23T23:17:00.002+08:00

Yo yo. I came back from J8 not long ago. Had dinner with Yiheng, Zhen Wei, Wenglum, Jingloon, Yan Ru, Audrey, Szelong, Kailun, Ellice and Li wen. Had manhattan fish market for dinner. Got a complementary BROWNIE for Zhen Wei cause it's his birthday and the staff came around so including us there were like 15 people to sing him a song. Went to Swensons later to have Icecream. 6 of us(guys) shared a giant earthquake and this flaming birthday nonsense which was complementary. So there was 11 scoops of icecream, all with toppings. Had an enjoyable time.

Today marks my journey as a laboratory assistant. Went through 'induction'(yes, not introduction) with my Mom and got my fingerprint into the data. Am doing Liquid Particle Count(LPC) in the Electronic lab which is like freakin' cool. There's this ultrasonic machine which transmits waves to the vibrate the samples to allow the particles to go into the water, so that they can be tested. Clients are companies like Western Digital and Seagates. Interesting eh? Samples today were the Latch, Ramp and some small part. I really take interest in this job and I'm gonna work my guts out. Can't disgrace the renowned petroleum & QA/QC manager (my mom). Colleagues are rather nice, other than this weird guy lol. Shall not talk about him since he's getting the sack and tomorrow's his last day (Thank god). Will rush my samples tomorrow and I'll make them feel that their paying me is worthwhile haha. May get to deal with halogens in a few weeks and do some Ion Chromatography. Everything sounds interesting to me and it seems like I get paid for such an enriching experience.

Okay enough said, I shall take my leave and sleep now. Good night

How deep is your love

2009-11-22T00:57:00.002+08:00

HAPPY 14th MONTH BABE.

Sorry, I'm too lazy to post about anything else. Okay shall spill some details. We went to Paris for lunch, then to Vancouver to watch a play and then finally to Manchester in England to buy a pair of Man U couple jerseys. Finally we had turtle soup in good ol' Singapore, and went to Marina Barrage.

See you kiddoz, I'm starting work on Monday.

2009-11-19T23:52:00.002+08:00

My gastric is definitely kicking into my brain. It hurts more than when I cut my wrist(kidding). The magnitude of pain is accelerating at 10 ms^-2 and it seriously can't be put into words. Thank God I'm a dude cause girls would probably cry with this pain instead of sitting down at the laptop with such peace.

Good night people. Sleep well, without having to oppress such gnashing pain.

Screwed

2009-11-19T22:45:00.000+08:00

Hell, I feel super screwed now. Quarreled with my parents a while ago. Was just telling them about my gastric problem and like got lectured, claiming that I didn't listen to instructions. Like totally wtf to Mr Patient. My dad is the most patient man I know. Fortunately MOE doesn't hire people like him. He wouldn't even have the patience to teach a kid the 'Timetables'. Sorry for seeming unfilial but my mood now seriously is screwed.

Cooked noodles soon after and ate a pill but nothing doing. I still feel super screwed now. The pain is like driven all the way up. Anyway I bought a pair of ripcurl slippers for my Dad's birthday and this is what I got. Haha this is really great. Really. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun. Okay I decided not to swear here since Obama and Lee Hsien Loong reads my blog. Lee Hsien Loong might just call on MDA to ban blogger and I wouldn't have to audacity to oppose such an act.

Gastric pains are still kicking in and I still haven't bathed. Shall post about chalet and escapade another day. I procrastinate even for blogging.

Goodbye punkz.
P.S. My hair is now coloured.

2009-11-19T00:49:00.002+08:00

Yoyo. Noticed that I haven't been blogging for a week. Lazy and busy. Will blog about the last few days, so it's gonna be a long post. Gonna sleep now. Am as tired as a Zhen Wei.
Good night.

Welcome back.

2009-11-12T01:21:00.003+08:00

Hello people. It's 1:21 am and I've barely done shit for biology. Hopefully the paper will be of my humble standard. Restrung my guitar today and so it sounds great now. Getting ready to do the covers with sMELly. Ate at Manhattan's with smelly for lunch and KFC for dinner with Daniel, both at J8. Saw Steven Lim lurking around doing some survey or something. That dude really gives a boner. That stripper dude. He was wearing purple and like I felt disturbed when he looked in my direction; he was sexually harassing me by just staring.

Okay I just brushed my teeth and I'm gonna sleep now. Wish me luck for Biology MCQ tomorrow!
Goodnight.

2009-11-10T19:33:00.002+08:00

Hello dear readers. Physics was good today, and I should be able to get full marks hopefully; but everyone else is getting >36 so actually doesn't really matter. Hope that my paper 2 won't do that badly, cause I really need physics as an A1.

Played soccer at the field after physics and the grass was slippery and long. Super annoying. Got elbowed in the right shoulder by Tzu Tai, The Muscular Keeper which strikes fear in the hearts of all foes who approach. Got banged by him several times cause I'm the striker. Super cool. My shoes are now muddy and my pants was smeared with brown love. Came home and exercised before bathing. Got to get my body back into shape. 'O' levels has ruined my body, mind and soul.

Okay gonna go study Biology now. Seems like A1 for bio isn't impossible.
Goodbye then.

Goodbye.

2009-11-08T21:51:00.002+08:00

Thanks for the memories.

Hello. I am back from Yi Wei's house after sleeping on her couch for a couple of hours shamelessly. Ate dinner there too. Got a freakin' bad headache now. It's totally owning my ass. Put medicated oil on more forehead and accidentally rubbed it into my eye, so I teared for a few seconds. Okay my life is getting drained away by the second as I blog. Gonna go sleep now.

Goodbye, take care.

Perfect Love?

2009-11-07T23:38:00.003+08:00

Yo whats up babes. I played guitar for the whole day and learned a few new songs. Gonna play for Youth service tomorrow and hopefully the 5 piece band will sound good. I totally did nuts in preparation for MCQs today. Gonna do so tomorrow hopefully at Yi Wei's house after church. The weather is freakin hot today. Oh and my room is in a total mess. This sums up my boring life with the infringement of my freedom by the 'O' levels. Life hitherto is still manageable, and I know that I've got to get my act together for JC next year.

Gonna be working during the holidays starting from 19 November. Will be working in the Electrionic Laboratory in my mom's company. That means that technically they can't bully me, cause she's just 4 floors above. Okay scratch that, they'll just screw my ass if I screw up.

Good night and good bye babes.

Gone in a flash

2009-11-06T17:02:00.003+08:00

WHAT'S UP PUNKZ. I'm done with Biology as you can see from the awesome picture up there. Testing out the webcam for this laptop. It's actually rather decent despite the price of this laptop. Anyway, I think I did rather okay for Biology which is like the subject I hate most. It's a rather tragic paradox that I did well for subjects which I usually do lousy in but I do badly in subjects I usually do fine in, like Physics and Geog. Damn.

Freedom is a step closer now and I'm gonna get warmed up for freedom by catching a movie with Yi Wei later. I think it's gonna be Jennifer's body, so I'll be able to appreciate Megan Fox in her appealing gruelling form. Okay shall post more gay photos of me using webcam next time.

See you punkZ.

Disgruntled

2009-11-04T20:35:00.003+08:00

Yo. Sian I don't really feel very confident for Physics though i think that it will be A1? I'm not sure. This kind of insecurity disturbs me. Geography totally screwed me. 7 marks for forests as green lungs of the earth? Not cool. And like development. Not cool. I used Korea selling Korean drama for cumulative causation, and how they needed food and beverages, and recording services. Lol. Quite interesting to pull something off during a National exam. Hope the folks at England appreciate my crap. So I'm hoping for the worst for my combined humans. B4? Should be B3 or A2. Sian. No more 6 points. And Chemistry and Physics don't really seem secure as A1s for me. So I've gotta try an A2 for Biology.

The weather is hot now. I should stop saying Sian and study Biology NaOH. Bio is like totally Boomz.

Too sudden

2009-11-03T23:33:00.002+08:00

What's up punkz. I'm here blogging now, somewhat prepared for Physics o level tomorrow. Hope they don't surprise me. I gotta get some good mark cause I screwed practical. Damn it. Though I said this a lot of times, I wrote c= y/mx. I mean every kid knows that c = y - mx right?! Damn. Okay so I've got to get 80-90 % for tomrrow to get a safe A1. Hope I will be able to do so. Geography will be hopefully alright? Man. Those two are my stronger subjects. I hope they don't fail me. They are really crucial as A1s for my cert since I'm giving up Biology and Chinese.

Okay good night babes.

Damn regret, I'll try to forget.

2009-11-02T20:38:00.003+08:00

Wow I'm like the O level candidate which has time as leisure. No idea why. And it's not a good thing. Slept from 5-8 pm just now. Revitalized. Tomorrow's gonna be a great day.I haven't studied as said earlier. Lol. SOON.

Good bye babes.

SS & CH

2009-11-02T16:41:00.003+08:00

WHATS UP. Fortunately I'll still be blogging and am not dead yet as Globalization did come out. I was smiling to myself when I saw through the back page. THANK GOD. HOWEVER, due to poor time management, I did not do both conclusions, and I didn't complete reliability and I didn't conclude usefulness. Sounds good eh? If nothing goes wrong, I should get 30 < x < 35 hopefully. Geography will then rescue the day after I study later as I envision a 40+ for my geog after my mug my ass sorry. Okay maybe it's not gonna happen like that.

Anyway, I did rather okay for chemistry I guess. Didn't know how to do 2 questions which total to 4 marks. Didn't feel confident after the paper. Fortunately there were many give-away questions. The kind of questions which Zhonghua will give you to tickle your toes.

I really need help from God to get my 6 points which probably is slipping away due to my nonchalance which somehow surfaces, very timely and miraculously, during important examination periods. Like how I played MAPLE STORY during PSLE. Anyway thanks Daniel.. for taking me out to play Dota one day before my higher chinese paper. I COULD HAVE GOTTEN A DISTINCTION INSTEAD OF A PASS. Or not.
Don't look too surprised dear reader if you just found out I took higher chinese in primary school. Contrary to popular belief, I'm actually A CHINESE. And I actually took HIGHER MOTHER CHINESE. Don't let me being in Band 2 fool you. I'm actually a rising chinese phoenix, ready to spread my passion for chinese to the world. I'm just keeping it in, to make the world a better place.

Okay I shall take my leave now to enter the World of Physics; the World Without Strangers.

2009-11-01T21:56:00.002+08:00

If you Globalisation doesn't come out for SS tomorrow, you'll see me in the obituaries page of the ~~Life~~ Dead section.

4038/02

2009-10-30T18:25:00.002+08:00

YO YO YO. Kinda happy now because Additional Mathematics Paper 2 (2038/02) was great! I felt an ease while doing and I wasn't like frantic like during other A Math papers. Thank God! So I have 2 A1s in the pocket now. EM and AM. I'm not too sure about my English and it kinda worries me because you don't really know how you'll fare and it's the most important subject.

Nevertheless, I shall put in my 50% for my other subjects. Feel quite reluctant to work hard during this period unfortunately. No idea what's wrong with me. Barely touched Chem and Physics. But I suppose I'll fare alright? I don't know. Social studies kinda worries me. I'm okay with geog so I'm afraid SS will screw me up. Imagine getting 4 A1s(EM, AM, CH & PH) and then 2 B3s for SS/GG and English. Wow that's a friggin L1R5= 10. NO DEAL.

I'll excuse myself from here to halfheartedly study Chem so that I can study my Humans during the weekend. I'm prepared to get 2 B3s for my cert. Chinese and Bio. Okay enough talk, Good bye.

2009-10-26T19:49:00.002+08:00

Wow I haven't been here for ages. Ha okay in case you're bored, entertain yourself with these essays I wrote for practice.

Pride

Had my ears heard wrong? Had the commentator made a mistake? How could this be possible?

“In Lane 3 we have the winner, of the hundred meters sprint, Low Boon Kiat from class 4e3!”

The metallic voice, which blasted from the speakers, penetrated my heart like a frozen dagger.

A storm of emotions clouded my mind, leaving me flummoxed. What had I done wrong?

* * *

Moments ago, I was the champion of the track, the athlete others looked up to. After all, I had dominated the track for three consecutive years since my entry into the school. Running was my forte, my pride.

Ever since the first time my fingers closed around the gold-plated trophy, I was determined to be top athlete of the school. Even if it would take me hours of training a day to achieve this goal, I was willing. The smell of victory enticed me; I was unwilling to settle for anything less. The recognition, which I received did nothing but fanned my pride. With every trophy that was bestowed on me, the pride in me grew larger, so large that there was no longer room for advice and criticism.

Three years had passed and I stood back on the track again, preparing myself for the fourth trophy, which I had already set my mind on. I bent down, caressing the coarse tracks with the tip of my fingers. It felt the same after all the years. Crimson, which painted itself across the tracks, spelt nothing but familiarity. It was just another race, another victory; a race that would bring an addition to my collection of trophies.

I glanced around sneaking a peek at my competitors, or more to say, the participants in the race. The face of an opponent caught my attention. A vague thought evoked, reminding me of a warning from a friend, that this ‘newbie’ was a strong competitor. I could not help but turn away in disgust after a once-over, seeing the feeble stature and the way he looked. A strong competitor? I thought to myself. I would shake his hand if he made it a foot near to me during the race. Racing never felt like a competition to me. It felt like a performance, an exhibition of what speed was. A smirk surfaced on my face as I glanced away after showering condescending glares at my ‘worthy opponents’.

I looked forward; focusing my vision on the raffia string which was stretched across two poles. The feeling of achievement when my chest hit the string three years ago never repeated itself. The thrill of victory no longer was evident. Confidence spread itself throughout my mind. Not a thought of failure struck my mind; it had already washed with pride, which entertained no such thoughts.

The command was soon given for us to get into position. I bent down, spreading my legs across the track, positioning myself as how I did for the last three years – the position which never failed to clinch me the trophy. The final command was given, raising the heads of the competitors on the track in unison. The trigger was pulled, producing a sound, which resonated throughout my head. Adrenaline coursed its way through my veins as I kicked my feet off the ground. The winds, which opposed me, brushed violently off my cheeks as I ran; eyes focused on the string; mind, focused on victory.

My legs spread across the tracks; the studs on the sole of my boots sank into the tracks beneath my feet with each stride. I espied my opponents with a corner of my eye. No one was an inch near. I turned my head back to the track, which now seemed closer – just as victory was.

Roars of cheers enveloped the stadium as I crossed the finish line. I looked up at the crowd. Voices shouted unanimously a name, a name that seemed foreign to me. As I listened carefully, trepidation of defeat struck the doors of my heart.

Had my ears heard wrong? Had the commentator made a mistake? How could this be possible?

“In Lane 3 we have the winner, of the hundred meters sprint, Low Boon Kiat from class 4e3!”

The metallic voice, which blasted from the speakers, penetrated my heart like a frozen dagger.

A storm of emotions clouded my mind, leaving me flummoxed. What had I done wrong? Was I not running at my best? What is this voice, which I hear of, that condemns defeat unto me?

It finally occurred to me. Someone was better than I was. Someone managed to win me. This oblivion, which I lived in, thinking that no one was better than I was, finally took its toll on me. ‘Pride goes before a fall.’ Pride had blinded me. Pride left me kneeling on the ground in sorrow and disappointment. Pride caused my defeat.

Flight

Ever since death claimed my parents when I was seven, I lived with my uncle and aunty. Both of them disliked me. They thought I was a dimwit, and nothing I did pleased them. My uncle was and probably still is an alcoholic. He returned home everyday drunk, with rosy cheeks that made him look silly. His fingers closed around a beer bottle which he barely managed due to his stupour, and a packet of cigarettes which he held in the other hand. He was also a compulsive gambler, and a rather unsuccessful one to mention. He often returned home wearing a wrinkled frown on his face. I had only wished he’d curse under his own breath as he often announced his disgruntlement to everyone, blaming everyone else but himself. The skin of his cheeks hung loosely off his face, and together with the big flat nose which he had above those thick, ugly lips, he looked like a ferocious bulldog, preparing to dismember anyone who came its way.

Uncle was not the only one who made home a hell-hole. Aunty was probably the head of gossipmongers, speaking so fast that her lips moved just as fast as the flabs which looked like wings under her fat arms while she ran. The condescending cordiality which she showered me with disgusted me. Concern was shown for her convenience’s sake. She often persuaded me to get home before it was dark, as being a petite girl with a frail stature, I was prone to attacks by the amorous men which lurked by the void deck. It was somewhat paradoxical as she often told me off when I looked myself in the mirror, reminding me of how unattractive I was, and how men would keep their distance away from me as she claimed that I was so ugly that it was contagious. I reckoned that she made these unreasonable rules as she wanted to lock me up at home, to allow herself out of the house in pursuit of the juiciest and latest gossip which circulated around the neighbourhood.

I knew that this wasn’t the life I wanted, and this definitely was not the reason for my existence- having to put up with two of the devil’s spawns. I needed to get out of this; I needed freedom; I needed flight.

* * *

Pregnant clouds made their way across the skies. I looked out of the window, seeing the clouds which greyed as the clock ticked. A single raindrop fell onto the surface of my fogged window. A million followed, creating a rhythm which I enjoyed- a rhythm which overpowered the voice that was at my door, telling me things which I’ve heard a thousand times. Soon, lightning flashed across the skies and thunder followed. The fierce and monstrous masquerade which Uncle and Aunty displayed collapsed as the sound of thunder resonated through the house. The doors of their bedroom slammed shut, hiding their timid souls under the sheets of the bed. The both of them had Astraphobia, and every time a storm came, they were sent hiding in their room. The storm this time was a storm like no other; this storm brought me out of the mess I was in; this storm bestowed me with flight.

As their doors slammed shut, I strapped on the bag which I had packed for my departure. Determination coursed through my veins, mustering courage in me like never before. I opened the door and walked my way out. Turning my back to see the door of my room behind, I sauntered my way across the hall victoriously. I will never forget this place and how this ‘family’ of mine has brought me to where I was. I thought to myself as a smile surfaced on my lips, knowing that in minutes, the life I led here would be a thing of the past; history which would never repeat itself.

A powerful voice propagated itself to me, when the ears of my Aunt, which were like those of mice, heard the click of the door when I turned the lock.

“Where do you think you are going?” yelled a voice which seemed ironically powerful for someone who had hidden herself under sheets.

I kept the emotions which were going to erupt within as I valued respect for elders and she after all, was the person who had fed me through the years. I smirked, turning the key once again to sound the second click. I pushed the gate open. The voices behind me softened with each step I took. It didn’t matter how arduous the journey ahead was going to be. I was free, and that was all that mattered.

Holding my breath

2009-10-13T00:28:00.002+08:00

Here's a challenge for you punks like me who think you're brave. Try to listen to this and do work. Try it. Please tell me if you can.

CLICK THIS

2009-10-09T20:44:00.003+08:00

Hello punks. I've been using the computer for almost the whole day and although i admit using facebook and stuff, I was STUDYING! Typing out geography essays like a good scholar/leader. Dolly will be so proud of me. Anyway, I didn't skip school today. Don't make it sound so ugly. I merely chose not to attend school, as innocent as that!

Okay bye. Gonna continue my adventures on Jamuna's Multipurpose Bridge.

2009-10-05T20:59:00.002+08:00

Hey yo people. I just spent a couple of hours filing. Shows how inconsistent I am. So far I've only filed Physics, Chem, SS, Geog and half of Bio. Not planning to file e maths or a maths and maybe just chuck everything for English into a file. Okay I'm kinda tired now.Will be busy from tomorrow.

Good bye.

2009-10-03T23:41:00.002+08:00

Hey people. My life is really very boring now. I realise that the skill lies in bringing one's self to study instead of being a genius. Intelligence can only bring one so far and it really seems that hard work is mandatory. I really respect people who can study for hours as it seems like a big challenge for me.
Okay I think I will only be blogging on weekends at hours like this. Will be trying to fish for my A's.

Goodnight people. I'm tired, you should be too.

2009-09-30T20:32:00.002+08:00

Prelim 2 results:

key:
Yiwei's results
Joseph's results

English:
72/100 A2
67/100 B3

Hcl:
62/100 B4
-

Em:
80/100 A1
87/100 A1

Am:
72/100 A2
63/100 B4

Phy:
37/100 F9
67/100 B3

Chem:
78/100 A1
70/100 A2

Hist elect:
36/50, 72/100 A2
-

Geog elect:
-
42/50, 84/100 A1

Literature:
67/100 B3
-

Biology:
-
63/100 B4

L1R5: 11
L1R5: 13

Ave: 68
Ave: 71

Kinda screwed up lol. Got good results for E Math and geog though. The rest was somewhat disappointing. BUT THEN AGAIN, I PASSED BIOLOGY!

2009-09-27T19:59:00.003+08:00

Bonjour! I woke up not long ago and am kinda tired. Found out a while later that I would have been eating dinner alone so I'm gonna cook myself some Udon. Had lunch at eighteen chefs and had Stew Beef Brisket. It was really beefy lol and not to mention filling. It always pays to be dining with the boss's daughter. Uncle Roger's very generous and like always treating. He once raced a 100 metres with uncle Wilson during the Herald Sports Day on the condition that the loser treats everyone to dinner. Lol that was like a few hundred dollars bet cause the lunch-group consisted of like 5 families?

Okay. My utility of the computer will be taking a nose dive from today onwards. Gonna be a good kid and literally mug my ass off - pinning my tender cheeks to the chair.

Gonna go cook my Udon now. Good bye punks.

Behold, the Mighty Wilfred..

Staggering

2009-09-26T23:29:00.007+08:00

Slide - Goo Goo Dolls

Could you whisper in my ear
The things you wanna feel
I'd give you anythin'
To feel it comin'

Do you wake up on your own
And wonder where you are?
You live with all your faults

I wanna wake up where you are
I won't say anything at all
So why don't you slide

Yeah, I'm gonna let it slide

Don't you love the life you killed?
The priest is on the phone
Your father hit the wall
Your ma disowned you

Don't supposed I'll ever know
What it means to be a man
It's somethin' I can't change
I'll live around it

I wanna wake up where you are
I won't say anything at all
So why don't you slide
Ooh, slide

And I'll do anythin' you ever dreamed to be complete
Little pieces of the nothin' that fall
Oh, May
Put your arms around me
What you feel is what you are
And what you are is beautiful
Oh, May
Do you wanna get married Or run away?

And I'll do anythin' you ever dreamed to be complete
Little pieces of the nothin' that fall
Oh, May
Put your arms around me
What you feel is what you are
And what you are is beautiful
Oh, May
Do you wanna get married
Or run away?

I wanna wake up where you are
I won't say anything

And I'll do anythin' you ever dreamed to be complete
(Yeah, slide)
Little pieces of the nothin' that fall
(yeah slide)
And I'll do anythin' you ever dreamed to be complete
(Yeah slide)
Little pieces of the nothin' that fall
(Oh, oh slide)
Yeah, slide between the sheets of all them beds you never knew
(Yeah slide)
Why don't you slide into my room
Just slide into my room
Oh, we'll run away, run away, run away

Hello people. I just packed my room (kind of). The world seems like a better place now - with a table to actually use. Things are mostly all over the place but they doesn't really affect me as I'm seldom home. Decided to be a good kid today. Went to SG CC today and did physics. Had an emotionally unpleasant day.
Anyway tonight is a really hot night which made me switch on the aircon. Just so you know, I'm not some kid who has the aircon turned on every night. By the way, that's not a dig at anyone, I just lack aircon treatment and thus I get cold easily.

Oh and I almost forgot to mention that after seeing Low Boon Kiat a little more during this period of time, I realised that he is a REAL SLUT. THIS IS FOR YOU DINO_BOON.
Hold on to your clothes a little tighter while he's in the vicinity.
And walk a little faster and call the police and prepare to kick his nuts and take something to defend yourself and start running and start calling for help and start screaming and whip out your penknife and hold on to your genitals and don't stop running and don't look back and don't run in a straight line and don't panic and don't picnic and think of which clinic to go to as you're probably already infected and don't relent and don't be scared and don't be happy and start studying and stop procrastinating and start eating your dinner and finally, just finish him off by cutting his nips off with the penknife which you had probably prepared in the last 20 minutes.

Okay maybe you get it already. I shall move on. I'm just bored.

Anyway this a posed shot taken by Mr Seow Yi Heng in Pulau Ubin during the Geog Field Trip.

And he thought he was a good photographer. PAWNED.

Manager of Serangoon Rovers. Oh and Chin How shouldn't be in. Liverpool FC bought him over for SGD$1.

Okay good night punkZ!

Wanted

2009-09-25T23:02:00.003+08:00

Okay hello people! I feel wanted now.. Schools are trying to poach us lol and they're searching for WORLD LEADERS and GLOBAL ENTREPRENEURS like me. Okay I'm kidding. Anyway I still think that I wanna go to ACJC despite the distance. NY is near, and AJ is relatively near. But they've both got too many Zhonghuarians for comfort! And the AJ campus seems kinda old?

Okay. Shall start my pursuit for A's soon. I will stop procrastinating soon.

Good night babes. See you at Serangoon CC tomorrow.

CHECK THIS OUT:

2009-09-24T22:06:00.004+08:00

Hey whassup punkz. Back from prelim 2 which I unfortunately failed to pit myself to study for. Received a few results today.
English - 67%
E Maths Paper 1 - 64/80
Physics MCQ - 34/40

Was relatively happy with E Maths and Physics cause i didn't really study both. I think my paper 2 did okay cause apparently my class ranking for P2 is 5th with Xiao Yang and Long Wen. English was funny because I didn't finish all the papers and I expected to get some dumb mark.

Anyway the COMPROMISE ON INTEGRITY issue for Social Studies was raised today. Quite hilarious but I shall keep my critical comments to myself lest some teacher or even the Queen herself read my blog. I'm sorry.. I have to protect my employer. I don't want to get send back to Philippines.
Okay. Shall continue blogging about my resuts tomorrow.

Some photos from Bangkok - Just for laughs.

Nature's guise?

1 Pant, 2 Pants.

Sorry we no have this.

Excuse me, can I have some of yo Ma Ma noodles.

Smile Baby Smile. (familiar?)

!xobile

Ogling at Tyrannys?

21/9/09

2009-09-21T20:57:00.004+08:00

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY YI WEI, CONGRATULATIONS TO MYSELF FOR FINDING THE BEST GIRLFRIEND!
Hope the pink helped to express my joy.

On break

2009-09-18T23:40:00.003+08:00

Hello. I've been at Serangoon CC for the past few days. Haven't really been studying at night - Using facebook for hours. Tried to upload my photos onto facebook but I've failed thrice. Went to Corrine's house today with Boon Kiat, Hua Fei, Yi Wei, Felicia, Lee Chin, Tzin Yi and Keying to have a movie marathon. Watched P.S. I love you and then Hotel for Dogs. Awesome choice of movies there by Mr Boony Low. Watched Orphan on the computer with Hua Fei, KY (jelly), Corrine and Yi Wei. The show's quite good lol.

Okay gonna sleep now. I've got to be in church by 10 am tomorrow for music practice. CaO
P.S. I SCREWED MY PAPERS!

Off to Bangkok

2009-09-10T14:05:00.000+08:00

Hey yo people. I just packed my bag. Will be posting pictures - Courtesy of Kok Shin for the Camera. I will protect it with my life. Don't really feel excited unlike other holidays. Guess this trip will be useful as I've been totally doing nuts this whole week. Okay will try to update my status on facebook as I'll be bringing my pod touch as the hotel has WiFi.

A BIG GOOD BYE TO ALL THE MUGGERS STUCK IN SINGAPORE!

yi wei here.

2009-09-09T21:44:00.002+08:00

Black dress, with the tights underneath,
I've got the breath of the last cigarette on my teeth.
And she's an actress, but she ain't got no need.
She's got money from parents in a trust fund back east.

Tongues, always pressed to your cheeks.
While my tongue is on the inside of some other girl's teeth.
Tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef,
That I'm a vegetarian, and I ain't fucking scared of him

I'm a loser

2009-09-08T22:14:00.000+08:00

Yo whassup punks. I've been lazing around all day for the past few days. Only done one e maths paper. Gonna meet Lionel Ang @ school tomorrow at an unearthly hour of 0830 . Have been waking up like earliest 1030 every day. Anyway do care do listen to my obsession of Boyce Avenue. They're like quite cool, almost half as cool as me. (w0w!) - with a zero.

Okay this a very short post which describes my uneventful life.

PEACE OUT NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGER. I mean the LDC. Do not mistake me to be racist.

2009-09-05T12:08:00.000+08:00

Hydrogen Iodide people. Shall blog about yesterday which was a rather eventful.

Had English paper in the morning which i screwed up cause of my flu and I didn't complete it in time. There goes L1. In the interval between the English and Biology paper, I played table tennis with the Ms Yeo again and I won YAY. She gave me her number and asked me to call her for a match. She used a wise method to hit on me.I feel so wanted now. Alright, just kidding. Watch out punkz, I've got the VP to back me up.

Did Biology later which I obviously screwed so I'll probably be contented with a 'C'. Played table tennis again after school with Shu Bei. Shu Bei didn't want to count score but the 2 sluts Dave and Wilfred kept counting by the side. Dave the asian slut kept harping on me being the Singapore boy who was representing Singapore against China(Shu Bei).

Played soccer with some St Gabriel's boys at Bradell Heights CC after lunch.
Went home later and Ivan Chang came later. We performed Forever - Chris Brown (Acoustic) for the NPCC passing out celebration(?). It didn't turn out the way we planned but it wasn't that bad.

Okay bye people, gonna go eat my chicken rice and later find out how it went down my system and how it got assimilated.

b10l0gee

2009-09-03T19:15:00.000+08:00

Hydrogen Iodide(HI)! Was watching youtube videos instead of studying Social studies like a good 4e1 kid. Also watched Singapore Idol. In short, I just wasted the whole night.

Gonna go down to study bio soon. I totally hate biology. Totally. I got C6 for prelim 1. Barely listened to half a biology lesson.

Anyway, as some of you may know, I'll be going to Bangkok from 10-13 September. While all the sec 4s will be mugging their ass off, I'll be with the transvestites! Ain't that cool or what. Okay we'll be going there for some shopping and to eat lol. My parents were probably enticed by their niece on the advertisement for JetStar Asia. When I told Mr Ang that I'll be going to Bangkok when he handed me the travel declaration form, he seemed to have had the shock of his life.
"WHAT!? YOU'RE GOING OVERSEAS? THEN YOUR STUDYING HOW? MY AMATHS HOW D:" exclaimed that middle age man. When he finally calmed down..
"You better go there and study and get A1 for my maths."

Poor Mr Ang :( D: ):
And Noraisin like gave us hints for SS. When questioned of its reliability, I assured them that it was reliable as I do believe she wants to keep her rice bowl. MSG has taken a nosedive since her arrival and I believe that dear Dollie has spoken to her. Or not. They're acquaintances after all.

Okay bye people, the study of life awaits me.

2009-09-01T18:32:00.000+08:00

Talk to me when the urge comes. I can wait.

Compromised

2009-08-31T23:46:00.000+08:00

Hello readers! This post will tell you what I've done in the weekend. Had Cafe Cartel for dinner on Saturday. This fish was kinda disappointing and their service was rather poor. My mom told this China lady that the prawns were raw. At that time I had already eaten 3 out of 5 of them. So they took the 2 prawns which were left. They returned 2 prawns which apparently were the same prawns which they probably took to re-grill. For any decent restaurant, if there is a problem with the food, they are expected to replace the whole plate. I definitely expected nothing less from Cafe Cartel but I was proven wrong.
Anyway, ate Haagen Dasz after that and Yi wei came to join my family and I for the ice cream. She later surprised me and brought me to Marina Barage. She prepared a small picnic which included Nachos and marshmallows. Thanks for the effort chio bu :D Here are some pictures taken from Yi wei's blog.

Went to the National Library to study on Sunday as it was just a straight bus down from church. There was barely half a seat and so I went to Hans to study instead.

There is this waitress there who stares at customers incessantly. She stood like 6 metres behind me and stared.
'It made me feel uneasy and her stare created an ominous atmosphere. It felt like the world had become a place without freedom. My world seemed to be in a pandemonium whenever she moved a muscle. Her curly hair made my heart skip five cardiac cycles. The pink hairband which she put on seemed to complement her inner Medusa. Unrest was sensed in the area. I realised that she wasn't human. I knew my thoughts of her being a spirit was not inane as i pictured her being stabbed by a disgruntled customer with a butter knife as he was served Chips instead of Chipolata which he ordered. The ardent look in her eyes suggested her desire for vengeance.'
Okay I was just exaggerating. You get the drift, she's just weird.

Headed to Bill Bombers@Marina Square with Jonathon Han and Sam Kee for lunch today. It was a long awaited gathering and we had a good lunch. Lamb Shank, Honey stung crispy golden chicken(2 drumsticks & 2 thighs), some Nachos appetizer,2 Oreo milk shakes and Buffalo Wings(6 pieces). All these just for the 3 of us. The bill summed up to about 70+ but I had a voucher so it was 50+ in the end. Super fierce. Played pool later on.

Anyway, I'm gonna start studying seriously soon. Like they say: Better late than never. Goodbye readers.

2009-08-25T23:08:00.000+08:00

Hello dear readers. Haven't been blogging for the past few days as I wasn't using the comp much. Have been in pursuit of attaining good results for prelim 2 by studying. I think that the school library is an un-conducive place to study at. I'll therefore be studying at the study room at the condo. It's quite good in a sense that there are several sec 4's there and some seniors whom belong to schools like TJC which I am considering to go.

School's passing really quickly recently. I felt kinda guilty as I slept 40 mins of the 1 hour of Geography lesson. Mrs Ho must be so disappointed in me ): Anyway I lost my whole file with all my physics prelim papers and some notes and other prelim papers. Feel kinda screwed and if any of you readers happen to see it around school, please return it to me! School's pretty boring and life's mundane hitherto. Playing soccer after school, screwing around, playing guitar are among the activities which I engaged in. Haven't really got into the mood of studying yet - unfortunately.

Okay it's kinda late now I'm gonna sleep. Feeling quite down now. Anyway I saw this phrase which made me snigger. " Those people who've said that 'Disney world is the happiest place on earth!' obviously haven't been into your arms." I'm baffled how people can actually use antics like this to impress their partner. Lol they probably need a lesson in romantics.

Good night cool people

2009-08-21T22:04:00.000+08:00

Hey yo people. This week's kinda fun as i hung around after school almost everyday. Anyway, English oral was quite okay. Though stuttering a little, I felt relatively confident and I believe that i did quite okay. Had to wait freakin long for the exam. I waited like 2-3 hours for my turn? Like wtf. ANYWAY, I GOT B3 FOR CHINESE HAHA. Actually many people got B3. I'm still contemplating whether to retake my chinese. I'm pretty sure I won't use it in my L1R5 as i will be using E Maths, A Maths, Chem and Physics. And I'm somewhat confident for these subjects. So I'll retake Chinese only to make my certificate look good.

Have been playing table tennis in school recently. Apparently I've become good friends with the Vice-Principals as I played table tennis with them. They're seriously not bad. I played with Ms Yeo and lost LOL. Kinda played casually but i got thrashed. It was 11-2 HAHA. Here are some pictures taken by Yi Wei.

Gonna go eat prata now. Studying with the 2 Gohs later at Boon Keng. Overnight studying is cool haha.

2009-08-16T09:35:00.000+08:00

Happy sunday morning people. I'm waiting for my parents now before we head for church. Went shopping yesterday and bought a G200 shirt which looked kinda 60's. It was classified under G200 contemporary wear. Looked kinda cool so i bought it. May use it to whip out a 60's outfit lol. We looked around for computer and saw this 20" Sony va
Anyway, I feel like changing to livejournal or wordpress. Which is better? Share with me your views! :D

Gtg. Bye people.

Weekend

2009-08-14T21:28:00.000+08:00

It's come to the end of the week and I'll finally be able to get my break. Homework's piling, with more and more prelim papers. Life hitherto is relatively tiring and troubles seem incessant. Anyway pardon my randomness, but if you've notice on the advertisement on the television, the members of HI-5 have been changed! Everyone one of them. They aren't too old or anything. Why the swap!? They were my childhood heroes. There was this Philippino lady, and four others, one guy with curly hair- nathan, and this white guy - tim, and two white girls - kelly and someone. Wow I actually remembered their names. That's how much they meant. NOW THEY'RE GONE. GONE.

Wow cool I just got news from my parents that I might be going to Bangkok during 10-12 September. Which is the school holiday before prelim. Cool lol. Okay this post can't get any more monotonous.

Good bye people.

2009-08-13T18:27:00.000+08:00

Lol okay now I understand what people mean when they say blogger's being bitch. Okay came from school at about 5. Played guitar til now. Will be playing for youth service this Sunday. Have set the effects for the songs. The songs are quite interesting: Open up the gates, The Time has come, Hosanna, I could sing of your love forever, This is my desire. Lol first 3 songs will be quite rock~
Anyway, I've been quite a bad person recently, swearing a lot. Lol I shall cut down on that to be the good Zhonghuarian that Doughly wants me to be. Sec 4's are being flooded with homework - prelim papers, especially for maths by our dear Mr LIONel Ang. Physics never fails to get me interested and I feel really good doing Physics Prelim papers >:-|

Okay my life is quite boring now, so sorry if i bald you out in this post. And go watch GI Joe Lim. Its quite a good movie. And the ladies(Rachel Nichols and Sienna Miller) in the movie are ~~HOT~~great actresses.

Good bye people. The man's hungry.

Parents ...

2009-08-11T23:12:00.000+08:00

Okay it's been a long time since I've quarreled with my folks. Okay at least a more serious one. Seems like playing the good kid doesn't seem fun to them. I really abhor moments when the two gang up together. Just like it just happened 10 minutes ago, my Dad made a big fuss out of nothing and my mother chipped in. Apparently she felt offended when i used the term that they worked hand-in-glove lol.

Anyway I've been using this USELESS laptop for some time now since Daniel Lim spoilt my desk top. He still hasn't admitted that he did it. Apparently I'm supposed to share this laptop with my mom. But it seems like everyone has ownership over it - with my Dad and bro coveting it when their laptop's are down. It seems like priority is lowest down the hierarchy. Being the youngest definitely puts me in an obvious disadvantage.

Okay my laptop's running out of batt. Bye folks

2009-08-10T23:52:00.000+08:00

Hey hello readers. Haven't been posting for a while cause I've been coming back kinda late. Went in a failed attempt to view the fireworks last night. And it's because of DANIEL LIM KIAT HSIANG who made Yi wei and I wait about 20 minutes for him to saunter his way to the toilet and to wash his hairy body. Was queuing up for Chippys when I received a message from Wilfred that the fireworks was taking place. We missed it unfortunately and so we made the trip in vain.

Anyway I am quite proud of myself as I did quite a lot of work -due last week- today.
Physics TYS - Electromagnetic Induction, General Wave properties, Sound, Electromagnetic Waves
Bukit Panjang 2008 Physics Prelim paper (MCQ)
SS SBQ - 2 comparison questions
Bukit Panjang 2008 Chemistry Prelim paper Section B

Doesn't that deserve applause? Haven't done that much in a long time. All in a day's work lol. Actually it was only 5 hours.

Okay shall go get ready for bed. I'm a good kid. Shall sleep early today
Signing off,
Your friendly neighbourhood hoodlum. Oh yeah, and I'd like to mention that I hate young punkZ.

2009-08-04T22:24:00.000+08:00

Okay i couldn't take it anymore and i made myself a whole pot of mushroom chicken soup. Drank the whole pot and ate 3 toast bread along with it. Scalded my tongue due to my enthusiasm for the soup. Wonder what would happen to my dear stomach tomorrow. Okay i slept til 1 pm today. Lazed around almost the whole day unfortunately. Gotta get back to school tomorrow.

Okay I'm gonna sleep soon. I've got a headache.

Back from the Doctor's

2009-08-04T10:12:00.000+08:00

Hello people. Didn't go to school today cause my stomach was screwing me up. Went back to sleep and like woke up 4 times to crap. I'm really dying.. Okay, the doctor said it was indigestion and asked me to drink water and stuff - What a no brainer. Could abdominal pain have been fever or flu? So i paid 26 bucks for 2 packets of drugs and for a 2 day MC. Considering whether i should go to school tomorrow. Doctors really know how to earn money. Okay am gonna go eat some delicious(Wtf) porridge now.

Good bye.

Gastric attack

2009-08-03T17:35:00.000+08:00

Damn. I'm having really bad gastric now. Yes, at this auspicious hour of 2:30 am. And tomorrow is a school day. Welcomed extravagantly into the week with a nice gastric at this hour. Can't sleep with the sharp pain in my abdomen. Just ate 2 antacid tablets which were supposed to assuage the pain and a whole cup of warm water. It definitely doesn't seem to be helping.

Didn't want to eat as i thought of the situation as so.
The Al(OH)3 in the antacid tablet neutralises the HCl in the stomach juices. So if i consume anything now which is contaminated, I might get laid as the HCl in my stomach will not be able to kill the bacteria. My immune system is lowered now. I feel like puking now, and shitting.

Life's great isn't it? Anyway do say your last words and express some concern to me as I'm on the threshold of death. I might have Sickle-cell anaemia, Atherosclerosis, Tuberculosis, Kwashiokor. I also suspect having Mashimarokor, Ultramansosis, Supababalomou, Ponyoponyokakananoko, Wakawakawakawakawaka Cancer, Gastric Cancer or even Breast Cancer. The last two mentioned seem to be showing symptoms already. I feel my abdominal pain. I also feel my breast growing bigger. And more squarish. C'mon folks. Please attend my funeral. Don't make a dying man beg. And send my ashes back to the Philippines.

Anyway, thanks a lot stomach. And this note is for you if you decide to visit my blog one day. Screw you!

Its really heartening to get an abdomen pain to complement the one coming from the heart. Maybe its meant to be a distraction from the real pain. A diversion. Wouldn't mind giving it a permanent swap though.

'Breaking's what the heart is for'

2009-08-02T15:34:00.000+08:00

Okay I'm having sore eyes now. Feeling quite irritated with it as it makes me feel like sleeping. Got Noraini's SS homework to complete.

Anyway I'm tired. I can't differentiate between right and wrong now. Everything seems screwed. Tell me what to do or say. I can't hold out this front for long.

"Do you remember when we didn't care?
We were just two kids that took the moment when it was there

Do you remember you at all?
Another heart calls

I remember when we stole the night
We'd lie awake dreaming 'til the sun would wash the sky

Just as soon as I see you
Didn't I didn't I tell you

As deep as I need you
You wanna leave it all
What can I do
Say it's true
Or everything that matters breaks in two
Say it's true
I'll never ask for anyone but you

Talk to me
I'm throwing myself in front of you
This could be the last mistake that I would ever want to do
All I ever do is give
It's time you see my point of view

Just as soon as I see you
Didn't I didn't I tell you
As deep as I need you
You want to leave it all

What can I do?
Say it's true
Everything that matters breaks in two
Say it's true
I'll never ask for anyone but you

All you want is to figure it out
And God knows I do too
What can I do
Say It's true
I'll never ask for anyone but you

I'm sorry
So what?
But you don't think I've said enough
I'm sorry
I don't care
You were never there

Just as soon as I see you
Didn't I, didn't I tell you
As deep as I need you
You wanna leave it all

What can I do?
Say it's true
Everything that matters breaks in two
Say it's true
I'll never ask for anyone but you

All you want is to figure it out
And God knows I do too
What can I do?
Say it's true
I'll never ask for anyone but you

I'll never ask for anyone but you
I'll never ask for anyone but you
I'll never ask for anyone but you
I'll never ask for anyone but you
I'll never ask for anyone but you"

Screwed

2009-07-31T23:22:00.000+08:00

Okay i feel quite screwed now. Don't feel like sleeping but I've got nothing to do when awake anyway. There's physics ssp for Ngiam tomorrow at 8:30am. Beats having A/E Maths ssp which will just bore the hell outta me. Shall try blogging more often, even if its just a few lines.

Headed down to Yishun 10 to eat at Eighteen Chefs for dinner. Didn't expect Benny to have been there but got kinda of surprised as he called my name the moment i stepped in and shook my hand. Benny's cool and I feel privileged to have him as a friend. He promised to teach me guitar after the 4th outlet at Tiong Bahru Plaza settles down. He left after teaching me for a few lessons then, so I really look forward to learning from him again.
Anyway, dinner was with Ivan, Zi Hui, Felicia and Li wen. It was hilarious and I believe that we attracted relatively a lot of attention as Zi Hui and Ivan's laughter resounded to fill the restaurant. It was a hearty dinner and i enjoyed myself. I do believe we'll be back there again someday.

Oh yeah I shall take the opportunity now to advertise for Eighteen Chefs!
Go visit it! There are 3 outlets currently - Fusionopolis, Simei and Yishun 10. Student meals are like only $6.40 with main course, ice lemon tea and icecream. And the place is really cool. Do visit it people. Details are here!
And there's also Uncle Boyeven's stall at Lorong Lew Lian. Just a 5 minutes walk from serangoon Mrt. It serves good western and itallian food so do visit it! Only $5.50 for a set meal with choice of 2 generous side dishes, which include baked potato, wedges, garlic bread, crinkled fries, mashed potato and onion rings.

Okay its actually quite cool to have links with such people.
Anyway, I haven't been doing my homework and have been kind of distracted recently. Things don't seem to be going my way and it feels kinda screwed. Damn..

Alright shan't bald you people out any more. Good night.

Wedding

2009-07-25T18:24:00.000+08:00

Okay just came back from Rachel's Wedding. It was my first paid 'performance'. A red packet from each side of the weds' family. Am pretty thankful for my church's gear after checking theirs out. The amplifier which was proclaimed 30W but was actually the size of a 15W amp couldn't take my output. So when i played on the low strings it started crying, literally.
The food for the tea reception was good with food like Nonya Laksa and Japanese Takoyaki. There were also pretty cupcakes lol. The worship was more like a performance as the guests were made to sit down - A last minute ~~and unwise~~ decision made by the bride's father.Was made to wear a grey vest, a black tie, a white shirt, jeans, a belt and shoes. Apparently people likened my dressing to a waiter's and others to the Click Five, which I thought was kinda gay.
Won't be attending the banquet dinner though as most youth weren't invited. My brother wasn't invited too and he's feeling bitter now. I'm telling him to get over it. He's cursing the bride and groom and even their parents for not inviting him.. I would rather not be invited as the place is at Marina Mandarin Hotel and i heard it costs like 1 grand per table? So if you go for the dinner you have to give like a hundred dollars at least per head into the red packet.That's enough for 6 people to eat Kenny Rogers and have a hell of a meal. Speaking of Kenny Rogers, 3 of my primary school friends and I went to Kenny Rogers and ordered a meal for 6. That's 6 people's portion eaten by 4. The side dishes were like 12 to choose from? And they gave us like 12 corn muffins. We had to loosen our belts before tucking in. Interesting experience isn't it.

Okay shall talk about this week then. The week was definitely boring.. Other than for Physics lesson which I never fail to enjoy as Physics is the Bomb, the Sex, the Balls, the Father of sciences, the I-go-to-school-for-this-subject subject, and more importantly, the subject which dear Mrs Ngiam-Fok Kar Yin is teaching. She always says my dear to students. Eg. "Yes my dear, what's your question?" "My dear, its not like that."
Thanks to her, I appreciated Physics and got my A1 for prelim 1 - yay.

Okay shall stop here now as I've gotta go to your house for dinner. Yes,you, right over there behind the screen.

End of Prelim 1

2009-07-18T00:17:00.000+08:00

Prelim 1 was worth laughing out loud.
EL - B4
EM - A1
AM - B3
CH -A1/A2
PH - A1
SS/GG - B3
BIO - D7

I GOT MY FIRST FAILURE OF THE YEAR AND IT'S DURING PRELIM 1 LOL.

Oh and I reported late for school for the first time in my stay in Zhonghua. 18 June 2009.

Moving on, I am fairly pleased with my results for the amount i studied. Actually I only studied seriously for Chem and Physics. Lost feel for the rest. Chemistry was a disappointment as I expected to get higher. Probably the results were as such because I didn't revise. Gonna pull up my socks for Prelim 2 and O level.

Speaking about socks, Zhonghua now has a new "model" of Zhonghua socks. It is white with a grey base at the sole and with the nice green brand of Zhonghua printed nicely to complement the fashionable socks. It looks like some Hang Ten socks which I used when I was in Primary School. Speaking of which, I feel that our school's getting more in since the arrival of Dolely. From the School's motto, to new rules, to a new sports day and now to our socks! What's gonna come next my dear Zhonghuarians? Maybe we'll have to carry a Zhonghua backpack? Or Zhonghua granny panties? Or use Zhonghua tissue paper? Zhonghua's going down..

Anyway if any of you have noticed, our canteen has been improved by the installation of the new soap dispensers. That's like the first time it has been changed since say, 5 years? It really warms my heart to see our school taking a step further towards perfection. We can now wash our hands with Soup - as claimed by our dear vice principal (The handsome and mascular one). Yeah, no doubt about it. With the new soup dispenser, we will all be in the pink of health.

Okay I'm having gastric now. Popped a pill just now, drank warm water and put medicated oil. Seems to be in vain. Shall try sleeping as I'll be kayaking tomorrow.

In case you still don't know how I look.. This is me ; )

I am a Vietnamese in case you have by any chance had the misconception that I was Singaporean.

I feel Foxy

2009-07-14T19:07:00.000+08:00

Okay hello people. Physics MCQ was fun. Ngiam was cheeky and set some tricky questions. Bio MCQ was lol cause i didn't even bother flipping through the textbook. Interested to find out I fared though.
Watched Transformers - Revenge of the Fallen with Yi Wei at Vivo City. Surprised as I was, I found Megan Fox sitting next to me in the theater. She told me she had been expecting me.
Moving on, I feel that they should just put her in some Chic Flick or some cartoon movie so that girls can watch it with the guys who will just be drooling. If its a cartoon, the whole family can watch it together and the husband will be able watch a hot lady with his wife by his side. What a steal.

Anyway i just woke up and its 10:40 now? Feels great to sleep for more than 10 hours. Gonna play fish hair ball(Yu Mao Qiu) with the guys at Bradell Heights CC later.

Finally, HAPPY HOLIDAY for all the 15-16 year old SONS AND DAUGHTERS OF MRS DOLLY olé olé olé olé ONG.

2009-07-11T10:43:00.000+08:00

Yo what's up punks. Just had an eleven hour sleep which helped me revitalise from the fatigue which had snowballed throughout the week. Let us now get an update of part 2 of Prelim 1

Wednesday - E math and chemistry
E math was okay i guess. Barely studied for 15 minutes. Suppose i can get a A/B? Lol don't have high expectations at all. Studied chemistry quite a lot during the 2 weeks holiday. But due to foreign intervention which happens to be the new show on the television, i didn't revise chemistry. Think i did relatively well. If nothing goes wrong, i SHOULD get an A.

Thursday - A Math and Geography
A math was LOL as i didn't study again. Mr ang would be so proud of me. I didn't study both my mathematics which were supposed to be my best subjects.
Geography was okay. Wrote a hell lot of rubbish which might just get me a decent grade, or not.
For like an eight mark question, i wrote two and a fifth pages? Lol and it wasnt even the level marking question.

Friday - Biology
Bio was screwed, but I still believe that i can pass with a B/C though. Took some 10 minutes to figure out what the thing connecting to the anther was. Turns out that 10 minutes let me figure out that it was filament. And WOW, i got 1 mark in 10 minute! Ain't that awesome lol. I filled in every blank with a little nonsense which might tickle the marker due to its incoherent nature.

Felt slightly regretful for not studying for prelim one lol. Was actually passionate during the first week of the 2 weeks of holidays but i guess it died down lol.

Nyiwei, I caught The Haunting in Connecticut at The Cathay yesterday with Yi wei, Esther, Yong Quan, Kai Yuan, Weng Lum, Dave, Wilfred, Kok Shin and Louis. There was a total of 10 of us and we booked a whole row. Wanted to watch Transformers but Dave that loser watched and was totally against us watching the film. They then suggested watching Ice Age 3. Ain't that NUTS? A bunch of 8 guys watching ICE AGE 3 together? That's not wrong, its just GAY! Lol apparently the horror film scared a number of them which made them either squint their eyes or cover them. Brave esther who situated at the aisle, was apparently freaked out and spent half or most of the time messaging or covering her eyes.

Okay gonna go practice the guitar now. There will be practice for Rach's wedding tomorrow.
Goodbye wonderful people.

Prelim 1 First third.

2009-07-03T21:28:00.000+08:00

Wednesday - SS, English Paper 1
SS: Did the Bonding Singapore essay and i totally did not read shit about the threats lol. Thought that the SBQs were manageable but i finished it just before the invigilator collected my paper.
English: Did Journeys. Had quite a dumb plot. Anyway, for almost all my narrative essays, my parents has to die in the first paragraph. Pretty interesting.

Thursday - English Paper 2, Chinese O level oral
English Paper 2: Was okay i guess. The passage was about dogs. I noticed that comprehensions tend to speak about animals and nature.
Chinese Oral: Wasn't exactly nervous until the oral itself, had no idea why that was the case. Was pretty nervous while reading and i took a deep breath to keep my composure. The guy stopped before i actually completed. Felt quite unjustified.

Friday - A Maths Paper 1, Physics
A Maths: Barely studied. Didn't even attempt more than 10 marks lol. Forgoed A Maths for Physics.
Physics: Had a lot of feel for the paper. Thought it was easy. I actually prepared for a killer paper. I believe that i can get A1.

Okay gonna go watch Tv now.
Goodnight people

Boredom doesn't kill, it merely causes stroke.

2009-06-30T20:10:00.000+08:00

Today was a mundane day for the first day of school. The 2 hours of biology was so dry that it made my butt crack.
Zhen Wei was behaving like a tard, going around telling everyone abot the MA SS SS SSP.
Zhen Wei : "Do you know what event is going on now?'
Victim : " No, so what is it."
Zhen Wei : " Its the... Mass SS SSP. AND THAT'S THE M A S S S S S S P. If you didn't catch that, it is the M A S S S S S S P!"
The Malaysian speaks it with such exuberance and enthusiasm that makes one actually look forward to a lesson of Ms ~~Noraisin~~ Noraini. Okay what a lie, not even Sunkist raisins could make people look forward to attending a lesson taught by the latter.

Okay shall talk about myself now. I reached home today at 4.30 pm and played guitar all the way til 7 pm. It's actually quite interesting figuring out the new toy. Got some tips from Nic about the how to fully utilise the guitar, adjusting the pickups and all the technical stuff. Bought a new pedal bag together with the trio at Bras Basah. Was quite dissapointed as the pedal bag which caught my attention is actually fashioned to fit drums sticks but I bought it nevertheless as it fitted my pedal, was well padded and its exterior looked decent.

Am watching the television now after dinner. Somehow during examinations, I have lots of spare time.
Okay shall saunter to my room now and slowly read through my textbook for tomorrow's Social Studies Preliminary Examination.

Goodbye people.

Bored

2009-06-28T21:10:00.000+08:00

Okay I'm would do anything now other than homework lol.

"from claudia! cos i very bored"
From Li wei who got it from Claudia.

SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 85 films, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 239 films on this list. Copy this list, then, put x's next to the films you've seen, add them up, change the header adding your number. Have fun.

Teen/ Romance:
( ) The Cinderella Story
( ) Another Cinderella Story
( ) Step Up
(x) Step Up 2
(x) High School Musical
(x) High School Musical 2
( ) High School Musical 3
(x) Hannah Montana Movie
(x) Enchanted
( ) Sydney White
Total: 5

( ) She's the Man
( ) License to Wed
( ) The Break-up
(x) 13 going on 30
( ) 27 Dresses
( ) P.s I Love You
( ) Made of Honour
(x) What Happens in Vegas
(x) Get Smart
( ) The Princess Brides
Total: 8

( ) Camp Rock
( ) Wild Child
( ) Ella Enchanted
(x) The Princess Diaries
(x) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
( ) 50 First Dates
( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Hotel For Dogs
( ) Just Married
(x) Freaky Friday
Total: 10

(x) The Hot Chick
( ) Sleepover
( ) Confessions Of a Shopaholic
( ) Twilight
( ) Nancy Drew
(x) The Devil Wears Prada
( ) No Reservations
( ) Perfect Man
() Australia
( ) Never Been Kissed
Total: 13

Comedy/Humour:
(x) Yes Man
( ) Bedtime Story
( ) The Pink Panther
( ) The Pink Panther 2
(x) Marley & Me
( ) Cheetah Girls
( ) Cheetah Girls 2
( ) Bratz
(x) Haunted Mansion
( ) Mall Cop
Total: 16

(x) The 40-year-old virgin
(x) Night at the Museum
( ) Night at the Museum 2
( ) Evan Almighty
(x) Bruce Almighty
(x) White Chicks
( ) Neverending Story
(x) Meet the Spartans
( ) Meet the Parents
( ) Meet the Fockers
Total: 21

(x) Scream
( ) Scream 2
( ) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
(x) Scary Movie 4
(x) American Pie
( ) American Pie 2
( ) American Pie Band Camp
Total: 27

Adventures:
(x) Harry Potter 1: The Sorcerer's Stone
(x) Harry Potter 2: The Secret Chamber
(x) Harry Potter 3: Prisoner of Azkaban
(x) Harry Potter 4: Goblet of Fire
( ) Harry Potter 5: Order of Phoenix
(x) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
( ) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
(x) Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
( ) Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian
Total: 34

( ) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
( ) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
( ) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
( ) Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull
(x) The Mummy
( ) The Mummy 2
( ) The Mummy 3
(x) Journey to the Centre of Earth
( ) City of Ember
( ) Finding Neverland
Total: 36

( ) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World's end.
(x) X-Men
(x) X-2
(x) X-3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
(x) Spider Man 3
(x) King Kong
Total: 45

( ) Hellboy
(x) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
(x) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
( ) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
(x) Underdog
( ) A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(x) Bat Man- The Dark Knight
Total: 52

Action/ Thriller
(x) The Matrix
(x) The Matrix Reloaded
(x) The Matrix Revolutions
(x) Terminator
(x) Terminator 2
( ) Terminator 3
( ) Ocean's Eleven
(x) Ocean's Twelve
( ) Ocean’s Thirteen
( ) Casino Royale 007
Total: 58

(x) Bourne Identity
( ) Bourne Supremecy
( ) Underworld
( ) Butterfly Effect
(x) Death Note
(x) Death Note 2
( ) Death Note 3
( ) Resident Evil 1
( ) Resident Evil 2
( ) I, Robot
Total: 61

( x Rush Hour
(x) Rush Hour 2
(x) Rush Hour 3
(x) Mission Impossible 1
(x) Mission Impossible 2
(x) Mission Impossible 3
( ) I am Legend
( ) Predator I
( ) Predator II
( ) Signs
Total: 67

Horror:
(x) Saw
(x) Saw II
(x) Saw III
(x) Saw IV
( ) Saw V
( ) The Grinch
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
(x) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
Total: 72

( ) Final Destination
( ) Final Destination 2
(x) Final Destination 3
( ) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
( ) Child's Play
(x) Seed of Chucky
(x) Bride of Chucky
( ) Gothika
( ) Nightmare on Elm Street
Total:75

( ) The Grudge
( ) The Grudge 2
( ) The Haunted Apartment
( ) Siren
( ) Silent Hill
(x) The Mask
(x) Son of The Mask
( ) Alone
( ) Omen
( ) House Of Wax
Total: 77

(x) The Eye
( ) The Eye 2
( ) Shutter
(x) When the Stranger calls
( ) The Fog
( ) The Orphanage
( ) The Skulls
( ) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) House of 1000 Corpses
Total: 79

Cartoons:
(x) Lilo & Stitch
(x) Ice Age
( ) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
(x) Madagascar
( ) Madagascar 2
(x) Kung Fu Panda
(x) Bolt
(x) Wall-E
(x) Monster Inc
(x) Shark Tale
Total: 87

(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
(x) Shrek 3
(x) Finding Nemo
(x) ET
(x) Cars
(x) Ratatouille
(x) Toy Story
(x) Toy Story 2
(x) The Incredibles
Total: 96

Inspirational:
( ) Little Miss Sunshine
(x) I Am Sam
( ) The Day After Tomorrow
(x) Coach Carter
( ) The Last Dance
( ) To Kill A Mocking Bird
( ) Conrack
( ) Midnight Sun
( ) Little Black Book
(x) Rwanda Genocide
Total: 99

Classics:
( ) Ten Things I Hate About You
(x) Titanic
(x) Romeo & Juliet
(x) Frankenstein
( ) A Midsummer Night Dream
Total: 102

102 movies? Wow okay cool apparently I've got no life. Lol

Okay shall go sleep early. Good night people.

Life's good

2009-06-28T00:18:00.000+08:00

Hello dear people, I'm really glad to announce that I've got a FREAKIN' PIMPLE ON MY CROTCH. Gosh. How lucky could one get. It's really big in case you wanted to know. I've got pimples at the coolest spots of your body. I had on my right cheek a couple of times. In case you were wondering, what's wrong with a pimple on the cheek? Pimples belong on the face don't they? The pimple was on the right butt cheek people, right butt cheek.

The most recent one that kind of gone down was the one on my right armpit. Man, that's too strategic a location. Imagine an innocent movement like the maneuvering of the arm. Just a simple act like this brushes against the pimple which makes it hurt. I thought that it was bearable, considering the fact that I was studying instead of enjoying the presence of a new friend. However having a pimple on the crotch? Boy, that's far too close for comfort. It's disturbing the twins, denying them space. Particularly to the elder of the twins who happens reside on the left. Talk about being shameless to come uninvited, it actually behaves like a parasite, clinging onto the hammock which the twins share. I mean you can call upon from friend for help, but you don't exploit him do you? Okay i think you people actually get the idea already so i shall stop helping visualise this grotesque. Here's two, taken by Ke Ying during the Amazing Race.

Moving on, I've been studying at Kallang CC which is at Boon Keng mrt. Relatively conducive environment as it's really quiet. Had another camwhore session with Yi wei (lawl..) ~~It sort of made me feel like life had more hope, like there was a greater dream to pursue.~~ I believed it assuaged her boredom. Here's one of the many shots.

Oh and I'm gonna play for a church friend, Rachel's wedding. Sounds fun to be playing in a four men band for a wedding. Seems slightly challenging as there's only 1 guitarist and I've got to alternate between guitar 1 and guitar 2, which is both the lead and rhythm. Had a warning from Ci Hui (Drummer Siollllll) that her bro Wei Qi would "drill" us. Sounds sadistic but good in a way. Gonna play 3 songs - Awesome In this Place, I could Sing of Your Love Forever and All the Heavens. Have to go down to China town with Wei Qi to Nic's music school on Monday where i will apparently get some 1-to-1 training before the practice. Sounds intense eh? Looking forward to whole event.

Okay gotta go now, gotta wake for church tomorrow. Good night people.

New toy

2009-06-26T20:48:00.000+08:00

Okay i finally got a new toy lol. Bought from a user at www.soft.com.sg
The guy was like more than 10 years older than me and i was feeling gay when i followed him to his house. I was afraid of being pounced on ): Here's the pictures of my new KORG AX1500G

Publish Post

Unfathomed love

2009-06-26T14:42:00.000+08:00

I was just watching by the corner a few days ago as I observed my Dad clear the water in the fish thing. Water would be sucked out by a pump and the mouth of the hose will be submerged into the water while the water gets sucked out.

It would be an inalienable act for the fishes to swim over to the other side of the tank in order to avoid the foreign object. Many fishes as expected did so. The observation hitherto was boring as i thought it was sort of predictable behaviour and i obviously didn't share the same interest as the old man, who could sit in a chair, mesmerised by his fishes. Soon, a gold fish swam over to the side with the hose. Choosing to believe that the fish would have been intelligent enough to avoid the hose, I sat by observing the scene. It swam around the hose curiously and soon, it got "sucked" by the hose. Its body was at the hose and it struggled. Fortunate for the fish, it was big enough not to have been sucked into the mouth of the hose. After a big thug, the fish managed to struggle itself away from the hose. Its body however was slightly hurt as I noticed a portion of its scale dropping off. The goldfish swam off nonchalantly and soon joined the others, swimming around as though nothing happened.
My father who was also watching from the back felt kind of hurt as his poor fish was hurt in the event.
Isn't this scenario like our lives? Often, we play with fire and get ourselves hurt. Yet we, who are the ones getting hurt behave as if nothing had happened. Our parents, who are often the ones clear up our mess, notice our mistakes and they too feel hurt. We are just like the Goldfish, making messes in our lives and always harbouring the thought that our parents, who in this case are the owners, would clear the mess and we do this so often that it seems mandatory to us. After a mistake, we apologise and continue as per normal and sometimes, we even make promises to our parents, promises like us concentrating on our studies and never commiting the mistake again. We however, often break these promises and we commit these mistakes over and over again. As teenagers, we don't often learn from our mistakes and often falter, losing our footing on the good foundations which our parents advocate and commiting these same mistakes again. Our parents, who can only guide us through this walk of life, are the ones feeling despondent about our wrongdoings. We fall into these traps of sin over and over again and but our parents love for us never falters, unlike everything else in this cruel world.

We often behave with recalcitrance and we're often unreceptive to the teachings from our parents. Instead, opening our ears and learning from them, we find them naggy and we tell them off, speaking of them as being too traditional, being away from this modern society. I am definitely guilty of such behaviour as i often quarrel with my Dad, telling him not to think like we're in his era. I am very grateful to my parents as they guide me through this path patiently but yet strictly. Despite messing up my year in Secondary one where i horsed around everyday, my parents never gave up hope on me. Even after they got the call telling them that i had to receive caning for cheating in Geography for the End of Year Examination, they never gave up hope on me, or left me in the lurch but instead encouraged me to press on.

How could anyone comprehend such unfailing love? How can anyone be adamant towards this love?

This is a song by lifehouse which really relates to me now.

Title: Lifehouse - Everything lyrics

Find Me Here
Speak To Me
I want to feel you
I need to hear you
You are the light
That's leading me
To the place where I find peace again.

You are the strength, that keeps me walking.
You are the hope, that keeps me trusting.
You are the light to my soul.
You are my purpose...you're everything.

How can I stand here with you and not be moved by you?
Would you tell me how could it be any better than this?

You calm the storms, and you give me rest.
You hold me in your hands, you won't let me fall.
You steal my heart, and you take my breath away.
Would you take me in? Take me deeper now?

How can I stand here with you and not be moved by you?
Would you tell me how could it be any better than this?
And how can I stand here with you and not be moved by you?
Would you tell me how could it be any better than this?

Cause you're all I want, You're all I need
You're everything,everything
You're all I want your all I need
You're everything, everything.
You're all I want you're all I need.
You're everything, everything
You're all I want you're all I need, you're everything, everything.

And How can I stand here with you and not be moved by you?
Would you tell me how could it be any better than this?
How can I stand here with you and not be moved by you?
Would you tell me how could it be any better than this?

How can I stand here with you and not be moved by you?
Would you tell me how could it be any better than this?

Would you tell me how could it be any better than this?

Okay, gonna go and collect a guitar Pedal from Boon Keng now.
Goodbye.

Things I have done so far

2009-06-24T19:44:00.001+08:00

Hello people. I shall tell you people about my entertaining life in this month of June, which consisted of 2 weeks of Intensive Study Program and one week of mugging.

Movies watched -
1. X-men Origins - Wolverine

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

The Taking of Pelham 123

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, MY FAVOURITE MOVIE,

HANNAH MON-TANAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH .

Homies done. Yes i did 5 of my homies. They got laid on the table and done.
4 Chemistry Prelim Papers
Zhonghua Secondary Prelim Paper 2008 PHYSICS

Events -
Amazing Race event at Yi wei's church 20th June
Church sleepover 22th June

Nyiwei, I've been faithfully reporting to Bishan library before it opens at exactly 9:57 am, so make a reservation at 1800-CALL-JOSEPH-4-1-SEAT.

And check out yi wei's blog soon to see pictures where she made me a cam whore. I'm a whore! I am a very whorible person. And whilst posing for a neoprint-DIY shot, i sprained my neck. Damnit people, i sprained my neck. But beloved yi wei is giving me a maslinda. Yeah i sprained it for the sake of her entertainment and instead of giving me a massage, she gave me a maslinda. GOSH. How horrible can one get.

Saya is very sorry. My ma'am is calling me to go the embarcee, saya need to go her own way..

2009-06-23T23:02:00.000+08:00

Does the skin look familiar?

You know it does look familiar.

Yes and you were right, this blog skin is the one that Yi wei is using. I decided to be gay and get the same skin as her.

I'm the poseur here.

Yes, me.

ANYWAY, i decided to blog because..

1. I really am very empty on the inside.

2. I need a place to express my feelings and channel my emotions in.

3. There's no one i can talk to.. And I feel really sad..

4. I am a nosey bitch and I'd love to spread rumours about people, everyone and everything. :D

I am bald. You got that right, I'm Bald, not bored.

Okay and that's it for today people, I'm done with my little introduction. Good Bye and have a Good Night.

My first post

2009-06-23T21:52:00.000+08:00

What's up people!

It's me Joseph Lim and I've decided to be gay again and start blogging.

All you bored readers out there shall be entertained by me. :D Oh and check that out, I USED A SMILEY. AINT THAT COOOOOL.

Okay i decided that it would be gay to start blogging on the first post so i shall not post YET.